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Monday, July 13, 1998

Monday, July 13, 1998 - Trip to Minnesota

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Last Monday, just about the time we were ready to leave for Minnesota, tornadoes, thunderstorms, and three-inch hail invaded the area.  So we stayed put for a while.  We finally left just a little before midnight.

We drove to Yankton, South Dakota, which is 100 miles north of Columbus, and camped beside Gavins Point Dam along the Missouri River.  We were driving the six-door crewcab and pulling the white flatbed trailer, on which we were hauling a pop-up tent camper.  We’d also brought along the boys’ tent.  This pop-up camper is circa ’72, and looks it, too; but the beds are nice, the canvas doesn’t leak, and it has a sink, small water tank, propane stove, small ice box, little table and benches, and quite a lot of drawer and cupboard space.  Someday we will have new canvas put on it, but that will cost $800; and Larry will paint it, which will improve its attitude considerably.  The table and bench seats fold down into a bed, so it sleeps six adults.  We put Hester and Lydia at one end of a bed, with Caleb at the other end; and we made a little bed for Victoria in a cubbyhole on the floor next to our bed.

The reason we were hauling the pop-up camper on the flatbed trailer was because, in this way, we saved wear-and-tear on the little tires, wheels, and axles on the camper; and it was easier pulling only one trailer, rather than two.  Eventually, we would take the camper off the flatbed, hitch it on behind, and put two Ford Explorer bodies on the flatbed.

Evidently fearing we would starve to death en route, Norma made us oatmeal cookies with chocolate-covered raisins, and banana nut muffins, and Esther made us some brownies.  (We polished off the cookies before we ever got out of the house.)

As we were departing for Minnesota, Kenny and Annette and their family were heading for Poudre Park, north of Estes Park; and Barbara and her children were going with some friends to the Black Hills.  So Norma, experiencing that curious sensation of being between and betwixt, left out, forsaken and forgotten, convinced Lawrence that they should go to Trinidad and Raton.

At the small town of Kenneth, where, of course, we had to mail Kenny a postcard, located on the southwest Minnesotan prairie, we stopped at a long-out-of-service gas station, where Larry put thicker oil into the transmission.  These vehicles come from the factory with thin oil, supposedly so they work better in the winter; but Larry says the real reason is so that the gears aren’t lubricated as well, making the transmission give up the ghost sooner, thereby giving the Ford Company more business selling new transmissions, or, better yet, new pickups.  This particular pickup, which used to be a four-door crewcab, was driven in the mountains, and, judging from the fifth-wheel hitch it had, and the state of the transmission itself, it pulled many heavy loads on hard climbs.

Eventually we will have to change either the gears or the entire transmission, because it’s been handled roughly, and we can tell by the sound of it that there is considerable wear on the gears.  Larry hopes to find one of the new six-speed transmissions for it, because it would be easier on the entire rig if it didn’t have to rev up to such high rpm’s before each shifting.  But it will last a while if we handle it carefully.

While Larry was changing the oil, the boys played basketball at a nearby court, and the rest of us walked across the street to the only other business in town—an old general store with a tall false front.  There was one person there, an elderly man who was both owner and cashier, and also general handyman-about-the-place.  On one side of the store you could have your tires fixed or your oil changed; on the other side you could buy a waffle iron or a carton of milk.  The man directed us across the street to the town’s ‘community center’, which used to be either an old house or an old church, telling us we could make ourselves at home, and help ourselves to anything we wanted.  We gratefully took him up on his offer, since it was 99° outside.  This little building was air-conditioned, and there was a pop machine, and a stove with a huge pot of steaming hot coffee on it.  The kids looked longingly at the gallon jugs of cookies; but we left them alone, since, if we’d each taken only one or two, we’d’ve left nothing but crumbs behind.  We did take a can of pop, for which we left 50¢.  I washed all the coffee cups and spoons people had scattered around, and the littles colored a couple of pictures in a color book, writing their names and address on the pages.

Larry was soon done changing the oil, and we proceeded on to Porter, Minnesota, where we visited Uncle Frank and Aunt Ardis Goslar.  Their house is fixed up quite pretty, and three blocks away, they have a cute little cabin on the edge of town.  Their grandchildren love to stay overnight at the cabin; they all call it ‘The Ranch’.

Uncle Frank showed us his antique gun collection; he has over 50 old rifles, some of which he sent home from Africa or Germany during World War II.  He told us stories about being captured—twice!!—once near Munich, once in Africa.  He escaped both times, and has been awarded numerous medals and awards.

Aunt Ardis made a gallon of lemonade, and everybody promptly made like camels.  About two minutes later, she noticed Teddy reaching for somebody else’s glass to see if there was any more lemonade.  “Here!” she said, reaching for the jug, “Have some m—”  She stared into it in surprise.  “It’s empty!”  She jumped to her feet.  “Well!  We’ll just make some more!”  And she did.

We polished that off, too.

After leaving their house, we drove to Sibley State Park, near New London, where we stayed overnight.  People stared at us rather strangely when we’d open up our pop-up camper up there on the flatbed trailer, then shinny up and sleep in it; I guess we did look a bit incongruous, what with a fabulous ’96 six-door crewcab, a nice new flatbed.....and an old ratty pop-up camper perched atop the flatbed.  haha  They just don’t know how much fun it is to go camping in a skyrise!

In the morning, we discovered that a raccoon had carefully wiped his muddy paws on a washcloth, then dried them on a towel which we’d draped over a picnic table to dry.  (At least, that’s what Larry said he was doing.)  There were many deer around, too. 

We ate breakfast at a wayside stop near a driving range.  The kids found dozens of golf balls, of which they kept about six.  Teddy found a Spalding graphite golf club in an old abandoned log cabin nearby.  Finders, keepers!  Larry showed the children how to hit a golf ball—and he smacked one over 300 yards, followed by another that flew far beyond the first and disappeared over the next hill.  The kids were duly impressed.  Larry calls golfing 'goofing'.

We crossed a rickety wooden bridge to Oliver, Wisconsin; went back to Duluth, Minnesota, on a big bridge, then back to Superior, Wisconsin, and out to a lighthouse on the southern edge of the harbor.  We saw many big ships and barges, and some fancy tour boats, too.  We would’ve liked to go out in one, but it was too expensive; and, besides, we needed to find a campground.  Also, we were on what was mainly a business trip, and people were waiting for their vehicle parts, and the owner of the auto body place was anxiously awaiting his check for said parts.

At supper time, we still hadn’t come to the campground, so we stopped at a little roadside market, where we bought three quarts of fresh strawberries, several kinds of Wisconsin’s famous cheese, a couple boxes of crackers, and a dozen bottles of all sorts of juice.  Adding that to Norma’s banana muffins, everybody’s stomachs were kept from rubbing their backbones until we arrived at Pattison State Park, where we ate supper and camped beside Wisconsin’s tallest waterfall, Big Manitou Falls.  We bought some wood and made a bonfire to ward off the multitudes of mosquitoes.  Since most of the other campers, whom we couldn’t even see through the forest of pines, aspens, and oaks, had a bonfire of their own blazing merrily away, there were not nearly so many mosquitoes as there had been at the other campgrounds.  Are you beleaguered with such a plague of mosquitoes as we are?  One of the souvenirs I bought is a rubber magnet in the shape of a mosquito, on which is printed, “Minnesota’s State Bird”.  For some reason, Victoria claimed it as hers, silly baby.

Leaving Pattison State Park the next morning, we drove south along the beautiful St. Croix River.  Stopping in Osceola, Wisconsin, which is an old-fashioned little town all fixed up for tourists, we bought a mosquito trap for Joseph (which he later lost while playing football with his father), a porcelain cup for Hannah on which is painted a robin and a violet, the state bird and state flower, a little china piggy bank with a picture of a dairy farm on the side for Esther, and a silver-plated spoon with ‘Wisconsin’ engraved on it, along with a picture of a farm, for Dorcas’ spoon collection.

The false-fronted stores were built alongside a canyon through which flowed a tributary of the St. Croix River, and their back terraces, upstairs and downstairs, were built over the Cascade Falls.  There was a staircase leading to the bottom of the arroyo, 137 steps.  Too bad we were in such a hurry!  We crossed the St. Croix and the Mississippi Rivers just north of where they join together, and got to Blooming Prairie, Minnesota, at 4:15 p.m., just 45 minutes before they close.  It took over an hour to load everything and strap it down, so we wound up keeping the owner late.  He didn’t seem to mind, because we gave him a sizable check, I expect.  He opened up his pop machine and gave everybody a free can of pop.

Before leaving town, we ordered two large chicken fajita pizzas and one medium supreme, which we scarfed down in nothing flat.

That morning, shortly after getting up, we’d noticed that Lydia seemed to have quite a number of mosquito bites, or perhaps a rash, on her arms.  But I wasn’t positive what it was, and, since she’d been on antibiotics, I suspected that they might be hives.  So I didn’t give her any more antibiotics, just in case.

Two hours later, there were red dots all over her face, neck, and legs.  Another hour, and the dots had turned to welts.  By afternoon, the dots had grown so large, they’d run into each other, and the child was beet red from head to toe!  I called our doctor, and he told us to buy antihistamine as quickly as possible, and have her drink as much water as she could. 

We sped up until that rig was flying over the Minnesota hills and dales, hoping that over the next hill we would come upon a convenience store where we could buy some medicine for her.  I kept giving her water, till she tried to tell me she couldn’t drink anymore – but by then her throat was so swollen, she could hardly talk, and she was steadily having more trouble breathing.  I tell you, it was getting more frightening than the fire in her hair had been.

You can’t imagine our relief when we finally found a store.  We bought some antihistamine, although they didn’t have the kind we really needed, and gave her lots of water, along with some Tylenol, since she was starting to run a fever.  Dr. Luckey told us the fever was caused by the hotness of her skin, caused by the hives themselves. 

By Friday, her face, lips, and fingers were quite swollen.  We bought a more expensive kind of antihistamine, which took effect promptly.  She’s all better now, but you can be sure, we’ll be mighty careful about antibiotics from now on!  No more Amoxicillin.

Stopping in Albert Lea, we washed all our clothes, which delayed us about an hour; but we were afraid we might not make it home that night, and all our towels and washcloths were damp, since they couldn’t dry overnight in such humid weather.

We took a short jaunt off the interstate to Jackson, Minnesota, to mail a postcard to a Jackson aunt.  We pulled away from the mail-drop box.....and were immediately stopped by a policeman:  we were going the wrong way on a one-way.  As usual, the policeman let Larry off without even a warning...even though both trailers were missing a license plate!  (One was new; the other had been lost.)  The officer wished us a safe, pleasant trip, and told us to come back through (going the right way, of course).  If that would’ve been me, he’d’ve fingerprinted me, and held me up while he searched the computers for a matchup to any unsolved murders.

At the last truck stop in Minnesota, Dorcas was delighted to find a fancy silver spoon from Minnesota for her collection—and Keith was pleased to find another china piggy bank, this one in mother of pearl, with ‘Minnesota’ printed on it, and a picture of a loon, their state bird.  The nose on both pigs is a heart, and there is a heart behind each ear.  After arriving home, Keith went to the bank and purchased three rolls of shiny, 1998 pennies, with which he filled the little banks to the brim.  Esther was enchanted with them.

I am about three-quarters done typing the letters you sent me; I’ll return them just as soon as I finish.

Friday evening, Keith and Esther took Hester with them to the Sirloin Buffet, which pleased her no end.  In the meantime, Bobby, Hannah, and Dorcas went visiting David and Christine, taking their little girl Lynette a small jointed bear with a ruffly crocheted jumper Hannah had made for her birthday.  It matches the vest Hannah made Lynette for Easter, which matches Hannah’s own vest of fuchsia sparkly yarn.

Hannah is almost done crocheting the largest afghan she’s ever done.  It’s made of soft ivory yarn, has ribbon woven around the edge, and bows and ribbon roses at each corner.  She’s just now working on the fringe, which is long and tied with macramé-type knots.  It is for her hope chest.

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Imagine our surprise when, that evening about sunset, we looked up to see, straight over our house, a parachute with a man drifting down!

Saturday, new shoes were the order of the day:  Victoria had grown right out of hers without my even noticing; the last couple days of our trip, she had to trot around in her socks, since her shoes were pinching her toes so.  The child has grown two sizes, just since Easter.  Hester needed some white shoes for church.  The only decent ones we could find had that clompy heel that’s all the rage nowadays.  Yuck.  Oh, well; they’re cute otherwise, and the heel is not as big as some.

I stayed home from church with Lydia yesterday; she was still a bit speckled, and she had a headache and stomachache.  By last night, however, she felt well enough to go with us to the Wrights’ house for Bobby’s birthday party.  They gave us Dairy Queen ice cream cake.  Mmmm.

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We came home, and I dressed Victoria in a little nightgown, lined with fleece, which Bethany, Bobby’s mother, had made for Dorcas when she was a baby.

And now, I’m going to tip and tail some green beans a friend of ours brought us from her garden.  We really like fresh green beans.




Monday, July 6, 1998

Sunday, July 6, 1998 - Fourth of July Celebrations

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One day last week, when Larry was home for lunch, he was busily mixing up a concoction:  tuna, ranch dressing, miracle whip, celery seed. . . 

Teddy, his face a picture of concern, asked me, “Should we take that (pointing at Larry’s dish) to a lab somewhere and have them test it before he eats it?”

Monday evening, Esther, Eugene and Sarah (Esther’s mother and step-father) came over for frozen yogurt and sugarless ice cream (Eugene has diabetes) (and we are used to foods with little or no sugar, anyway).  Keith gave Esther an oak vanity, complete with oval mirror and an upholstered bench.

She gave Keith—a Fourth-of-July present?—a thank-you present?—a teddy bear dressed in fisherman’s attire.  Also, she made him a western shirt to match her dress; so Keith didn’t have to wear that rather wild shirt I’d made him.  He wore it on one of his dates, however, and it did look pretty sharp, if I do say so myself.  (The shirt Esther made was more Fourth-of-Julyish, though, I must admit.)

Tuesday morning about 8:00 we went to Omaha to take Hannah to the eye doctor for a checkup.  We ordered a new pair of soft contacts for her.  The place we go, Lens Crafters, usually has glasses and contacts ready in an hour; but they don’t stock contacts in Hannah’s prescription (she’s extremely far-sighted), so they had to order them.  They’ll be here in about a week.

We’d driven the six-door crewcab, and were pulling the white flatbed trailer with several large vehicle parts which had been on burned vehicles.  These we were taking to a place where they do ‘blasting’ with tiny plastic beads--as opposed to the usual sand--to clean off all the burned paint, take off rust, and so forth.  For this job, we will pay approximately $350; whereas, if we bought new parts, it would cost around $1600.

After dropping off the parts, we went to the Lee Simmons Wildlife Safari Park.  This park opened June 1, and for the entire month of June they were charging only $1 per vehicle.  Starting July 1, the price would rise to $7 per adult, $4 for children ages 4 to 12.  The animals have not really gotten used to their new surroundings yet, and, what with all the traffic these last four weeks, they haven’t been eating well.  They were rather thin to begin with, having been kept for a time in holding pens in anticipation of their trek to the park.  But if I know anything about Lee Simmons, the director of Henry Doorly Zoo, we can be pretty sure that these animals will look sleek and healthy soon.

Lee Simmons himself once removed a youngster from a rare animal exhibit because the child was throwing rocks and dirt clods at the poor thing.  He’d asked the child politely to refrain from doing that, and also asked the child’s grandmother to keep the boy from throwing things.  They hadn’t complied.

Guess what.  The boy’s mother and grandmother sued the zoo, and Lee Simmons, too.  The Jackson siblings decided that Lee Simmons would’ve been infinitely wiser to keep himself hidden behind a large tree and let fly with a few well-aimed rocks straight at that brat’s head.  After all!—horrid little boys can’t do much harm when they’re out colder’n a mackerel, can they?

We had to go back to the plastic blasting place to retrieve our trailer which we’d left behind, and we also took my old word processor to the Better Business Equipment to have them remove the letter ‘t’.  Well, that is, to remove the ‘t’ the dumb thing had such a penchant of typing after every ‘e’, whether I wanted it there or not.  It also put a ‘g’ after every other ‘ch’.  The next morning they called to tell me it was fixed; the charge was $70.  I suppose we’ll pick it up when we return to Omaha to get Larry’s parts.  (I mean, Larry’s vehicle parts.)

Still in high gear after returning home about suppertime, I sewed Hester a skirt and Dorcas a blouse.  The next day, I made another skirt and blouse for Hester, this one to match the dark mauve ruffled collar Dorcas crocheted for her.  Lydia’s outfit is cut out, ready to sew.

Tonight the Jr. Choir sang Into a Tent, which is a story a missionary’s wife, Mrs. M. B. C. Slade, wrote about a gypsy boy who was dying.  On his deathbed, he learned from these missionaries about the love of Jesus, and how Christ died for our sins, that we who believe might receive eternal life.

“Tell it again!” begged the little boy, and, just as the sun was setting, he asked them to “Tell it to the rest!”  And then he died.

This little boy was the first one of that band of gypsies to turn to the Lord.  After his death, several more came to believe in Jesus, too.

Two boys, Seth and Andrew, ages 10 and 9, sang two of the verses, while the rest of the choir hummed.

Thursday afternoon I took Lydia to David City to see Dr. Luckey.  Her throat was red and swollen, her glands were swollen (even one on the back of her neck, which has done that ever since she had a tick bite her on top of the head), she had a fever of 101°, and her ears hurt.  She hadn’t complained of feeling ill, but for the last several days I’d thought she didn’t look quite right, especially around the eyes.  Her eyelids even looked swollen.  To make matters worse, she lost her top two front teeth.  The second tooth to come out was stubbornly hanging on, and Lydia didn’t want anybody to touch it, and I don’t like to pull a tooth unless the child wants me to; but I probably should’ve, because her gums got all swollen, and even her lip was puffy.  Thursday morning the tooth finally fell out; and, just like the other one, it disappeared off the face of the earth.  Is it in the bed?  On the floor?  In Lydia’s stomach?  Nobody knows.

The tests showed Lydia didn’t have strep throat or tonsillitis, but some type of bacterial infection.  So she is now on antibiotics, and already feeling much better.

While Lydia and I were in the doctor’s office, Dorcas went  with Hester and Caleb to the park.  She was sitting at a picnic table, crocheting away, while Hester and Caleb entertained themselves and each other.....by rolling down the long, steep hill.  After several spins down, both laughing merrily the whole way, Dorcas suddenly noticed that they were covered from head to toe—faces, arms, legs—with tiny red scratches.  They’d been rolling through crab grass, and, not only are the blades sharp, but Hester and Caleb are both allergic to some types of grasses or weeds.  And this must’ve been one of them.

By the time I came out, they looked absolutely awful.  We doused napkins in our water jug, and swiped it all over them, but they didn’t improve much.  Home we went, with Caleb and Hester getting itchier by the second.  After they each took a bath, scrubbing with Ivory soap, they were nearly back to normal.  Such troubles!

Friday, the day of our church picnic, dawned hot and humid.  We all dressed in our hot, new, Fourth-of-July clothes and headed for Pawnee Park, cornmeal cookies and lemonade in hand.  Norma had made enough lasagna and jello/cheesecake/graham cracker crumb dessert for both them and us, so the cookies and drink were all I had to bring.  Once there, Larry had to go all the way back home again for our plastic plates and silverware.

I make it a rule to never fill my plate very full, because I always wind up eating some of the kids’ leftovers.  Hester left a yummy-looking piece of casserole on her plate.  There was melted Monterey Jack and Colby Longhorn on top, and my mouth began watering.  I stuck my spoon into it and took a big bite.

But it wasn’t yummy.

It was sauerkraut casserole.

Oh, shiver me timbers, it was awful.  It was terrible.  It was bloody monstrous of somebody, ’twas, to bring a nasty booby trap like that to a patriotic picnic in this U.S. of A.!  Take the ghastly gerp back to Germany!  Gaaaaaacccccccckkkkkkkk. Bleeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaahh.

Hester, in her cute teal and white sailor dress, which I discovered late Thursday night was much too big, and which I then had to alter considerably, promptly headed for a giant dirt pile with a small troop of young boys.  Lydia, in her ruffly white and red sailor dress, found one of her best friends and tripped off, looking every inch the little Victorian lady.

She soon shattered the illusion, however, by climbing onto a springy toy riding horse and attempting (or so it appeared) to ride him straight into the nearby Loup River.

Victoria pointed at the baby swings.  “Wing?” she asked.  “Wing wing wing?”  And she waved her hand gleefully back and forth, looking at me hopefully.  So Dorcas took her off to the swings.

Hannah and Dorcas both finished their crocheting projects for Linda, whose birthday is the Fourth, same as Dorcas’.  Hannah made her a bright red double-thickness apple potholder, complete with dark green leaves and a light green worm; Dorcas made a soft, light blue, ruffled decorator throw.

After the picnic, we came home so Caleb and Victoria could have a nap (and their father did, too, accidentally, while trying to read the newspaper), while I finished the bookwork.  Bobby and Hannah and Joseph came home in time to go with us to Lincoln that evening, where fireworks were going off all over the skyline.  We drove by the capital building, where I set my camera up on my tripod and took pictures of it.  In the meantime, Keith and Esther and Dorcas went to David and Christine’s house (my nephew and Esther’s sister), where they and several friends and cousins, brothers and sisters, shot off fireworks.

Keith didn’t have to work Saturday, so he spent a good deal of the day working on the collector’s spoon display rack for Dorcas.  It needs only to be varnished before it is ready to be put together.

That afternoon, we went to my mother’s house, where we gave Dorcas her presents:  a full-sized violin, and a resin teddy bear dressed in a sailor outfit.  Mama gave her a very old book with stories about hymn writers, and $$$.  Lawrence and Norma gave her a beautiful gold bracelet with her name engraved on a little oval plate, and the band is made of narrow Marquee-cut rose quartz.  Also, they gave her a size ‘Q’ crochet hook, which is the biggest hook you can get, and four skeins of dark variegated yarn.  When using the ‘Q’ hook, you are supposed to work four strands at a time.  Dorcas has started an afghan; it is already a foot and a half square.  Esther gave Dorcas a pretty mint-green-patterned dress.

We started packing for a trip we are planning to make to Minnesota; but, finding no such thing as a put-together pair of men’s socks in the entire house, I took time out to gather together every known lonesome sock of the male gender and attempt to find it a friendly mate.  This is not easy.

Nor was it particularly successful.  There are, I have no doubt, multitudes of unmatched socks flying in frazzled formation about the Bermuda triangle, where they will live forever in some kind of bizarre scientific vacuum, a black hole, of sorts, that relentlessly sucks in only one of every third pair of anything everywhere.

Saturday night we went to Fremont to watch fireworks.  We found ourselves a convenient parking place in a lot midway between Christensen Field, where the biggest and best were to be blown, and the Country Club, where they were running the city a close competition.  And, in the very parking lot we’d parked, people were lighting their own fireworks.  So we were well entertained.  Somewhere nearby, a child screamed vigorously at every single bang and flash. 

Hannah asked Victoria, “Do you want to scream too?”

So Victoria said in a very small voice, “Eeep!”

When the show was over, we went to a ball park in North Bend to light off the box of fireworks Dorcas received from Bobby and Hannah for her birthday.  The lady fingers had such a short fuse on them, the boys and Larry had barely enough time to turn their backs before the firecrackers exploded.  Joseph, who already can’t hear just the best, a result of ear infections and a ruptured eardrum when he was three, said his ears are still ringing today.  Finally Larry built a bonfire with the box the poppers came in, and threw them all in at once.  So, with a WHAM! and a BANG!, July Fourth ended.

Since we got home late, it was a mighty good thing everybody had showered and curled their hair before we left.  (That is, the girls curled their hair; the boys didn’t.)  (Keith and Teddy’s hair is curly on its own; the girls think that is highly unfair.)  Everybody jumped quickly into bed, hoping they could sleep fast enough that they wouldn’t be trying to finish their rest during church the next morning.

Everybody but me, at least.  I still had to make a pumpkin pie for Sunday dinner.  A quadruple recipe, too.  And there were dirty dishes all over the table and counters and in the sink.  The floor was in bad need of a sweeping, and the canisters and knickknacks had a heavy coat of dust.

But I got it done.  We had beef potato stew for dinner, along with apple sauce and lettuce salad.  And the pie.  Then one of Larry’s cousins brought a scrumptious jello (supposedly for Dorcas’ birthday, but we all helped her eat it).  There were three layers: the top was strawberry, with fresh strawberries in it; the middle was a thick cream cheese something-or-other; and the bottom was blueberry, with fresh blueberries in it.  Mmmm!

And now I’d better hit the hay; I still have lots of packing to do tomorrow morning!

Sunday, June 28, 1998

Sunday, June 28, 1998 - Tornados

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Today as we were walking home from church, Caleb suddenly exclaimed, “Oh, Daddy!  You ran over a porcupine and squished it!”

Larry looked at him blankly, wondering what in the world brought that on.

“Right there!” declared Caleb, pointing.

There on the driveway lay a flattened pine cone.

My flowers are all blooming like anything, and they’d look really pretty, if somebody would just pull the weeds.  One afternoon we cut some pansies, a columbine, a blue-fringed daisy, and a butterfly flower, put them into a tiny blue delft vase, and took it to my mother.

Evidently, lots of our friends had had the same idea—Mama’s table was already covered with a myriad of vases, large and small, with a variety of colorful flowers.  Mama laughed when she saw the vase in my hand.  “More flowers?” she said, moving other vases to make room for the new one.

While we were there, a cardinal, a goldfinch, several house finches, a blackbird, a dove, and a chickadee came to her big window feeder.  Mama’s little parakeet took a real shine to the cardinal; it promptly began showing off, climbing all over the cage, swinging upside down, and industriously attempting to put his hanging bell through the hoop on the swing.  When the bell slid back out for the fifth time, the bird spread its wings and squawked scoldingly at it.

Tuesday evening, just about the time we got our super-duper tacos all loaded up and overflowing, the tornado sirens went off.  We’d been listening to the weather reports on our scanner all through the afternoon, and we’d been expecting bad weather, so we weren’t surprised.   


While the sirens screamed, we got ourselves in gear and cleaned Hester and Lydia’s bedroom from top to bottom.  Larry put new pipes and shower head in the downstairs shower.  Six more storms like that, and we’ll have our entire basement in order.

(Six more storms like that, and we might not have a house.)


The trees were being blown about wildly by the wind, and the sky was full of strange grayish-green clouds that were beginning to swirl in ever-narrowing circles.  Several fingers dropped down menacingly, then lifted.  The worst part of the storm, however, moved to the northwest part of town and on out into the country, where a long, crooked, mean-looking tail came spiraling down, leaving a path of destruction half a mile wide and at least thirty miles long.  Several farms were destroyed, and many crops ruined.

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The next day, we went for a drive to see the demolition.  We saw a totally wrecked barn… a corn crop sheered off at ground level… trees totally stripped.  There was a totally bare hill, acres wide, where just 18 hours before was a healthy cornfield.  A power pole lay in the middle of it.  Just over the hill, a field and grove were spared.  Isn’t it odd how a tornado picks and chooses its route?  It almost looked like it had followed the exact edge of one cornfield. 

In another area, the twister must not have touched clear down in a valley, but just cleaned off the tops of the tallest trees.

We drove by the Schreiber farm.  All the barns and one silo are gone; and the front half of the upstairs of their house was ripped off.  Many of their belongings were sucked right out of the house, and much of what was left was damaged beyond repair.  The mother and daughters made it to the basement with only minutes to spare; the father, who’d been out working in the field, took shelter in a neighbor’s house.  One daughter got a cut on her foot that required stitches; otherwise, no one was hurt.

At a farm about five miles away, a two-story house was lifted from its foundation, turned 90°, and slammed back down so hard the entire first story was shattered to bits.  A basement wall fell on the people who were taking refuge downstairs, and the lady, who was trapped for a time under all that heavy debris, wound up with several broken ribs.

A canceled check from that particular farm landed in a little town in Iowa the next day, 110 miles east of us.

Many cars were parked along the road and lane leading to the farmhouse; friends and neighbors and relatives had arrived to help clean up. 

Nearby is the Long Branch tavern, which was severely damaged.  A man and his wife were coming down the road when they saw that tornado coming straight at them.  They sped into the parking lot, leapt from their car, and ran for the door of the bar.  The husband made it.

The wife was not so fortunate.  She was three feet from the door when the twister hit.  Wrapping her arms around a pole, she hung on for dear life.  Pieces of wood and metal were hitting her from all sides, but, amazingly enough, she was only scratched and bruised.

But how do you like that husband?  Every man for himself, and the devil take the hindmost.

I asked Larry, “Would you have left me out there to root, hog, or die??”

And he said, said he, “Nope!  I’d’ve grabbed you by the hair and drug you in, if I’d’ve had to!” 

I pinched him.

“YeeooOW!”  (That was Larry.) 

“Hahahaha!”  (Those were several attentive youngsters.)

The following night, a tornado went through the Santee Indian Reservation, which is just south of the South Dakota border.

Some neighbors of ours had a yard sale, and we finally found something for which we’d been looking for a good long while: a high chair for Victoria.  Our old one was oak, probably not too comfortable for a baby, and the tray didn’t latch just right.  This high chair is plastic, with a large tray and a padded seat.  Victoria was so excited, she did a little jig while we scrubbed it good and proper.

“Chair?!” she inquired at regular intervals.  “Sit down?”

When we finished washing it, I picked her up and put her into it.  She giggled in pleased delight.  “Num-num?” she asked. “Drink?”—this, is spite of the fact that she’d only just finished eating, and was really quite full.  We put a handful of cheerios on the tray and let her sit there and eat them, just to give her the satisfaction of eating in her new highchair.



Thursday was Lydia’s seventh birthday.  We gave her three new dresses, a little resin German Shepherd puppy, an 11x14 framed portrait of a Sharpei, a pair of bright blue sandals, a stuffed leopard, a dog sticker book filled with cute pictures of puppies, and a little fuchsia metal ‘suitcase’, complete with keys to lock it.  Lawrence and Norma came over after Jr. Choir, bringing angel food  cake, pumpkin cake with cream cheese frosting, ice cream, and a doll that crawls along, falls flat, squalls loudly, and then, in an abrupt change of attitude, says sweetly, “Mama, mama.”

Lydia was delighted.  “Oh!!” she breathed, “this is just exactly what I wanted.”

My mother gave her a couple of Laura Ingalls Wilder books, some money, and a disposable camera.  Several of her little friends brought presents, too; so Lydia had an enjoyable birthday.

Hannah made five dozen banana muffins with a crunchy topping of oats, brown sugar, and butter.  We gave some to the Jr. Choir kids, and valiantly ate all the rest ourselves (except for a few we generously shared with friends or relatives that happened to pass by at opportune times).

Thursday night Teddy, Joseph, and Caleb slept outside in their tent.  Caleb rolled around so vigorously, he kept waking up his brothers; so by Friday night, Teddy and Joseph were getting rather goggle-eyed.

One evening we went to my nephew David’s house and watched a video about tornadoes, including one he took himself, Tuesday evening.  Goodness!  That was scary!  A television crew wound up clinging for their lives to the underside of an overpass as a tornado roared furiously over them.  They saw semis, vans, and cars rolling madly down the road, some, end-over-end, left in nothing but scrunched heaps—and there were people in them.  Nobody was killed, however.

That same evening, Dorcas went for a bike ride with Esther, and they visited David, too.  (You’ll recall, David’s wife Christine is Esther’s oldest sister.)

Esther has been working for a travel agency, but they sold out to new owners who wanted to bring in their own people.  Esther’s old boss wrote a glowing letter of recommendation for her, and she is now looking for a new job.


I finished Bobby’s shirt, did a pile of mending, and then wrote out all my Christmas cards and put lots of pictures in them.  Now I’m sewing a skirt for Hester and a top for Dorcas.

Dorcas is crocheting an afghan with alternating squares of dark rose mauve and white.  Hannah is making a three-dimensional doily of pink and fuchsia variegated roses, green variegated border, and ivory lace.  Hester and Lydia are crocheting granny-square afghans with their new yarn and crochet hooks that Hannah and Bobby gave them for their birthdays.

Caleb and Joseph are playing with the ‘Columbus Auto Sales’ shop Teddy made; Keith is making a wooden spoon holder for Dorcas’ spoon collection (it will be her birthday present); and Victoria is making loud smacking noises as she feeds her dolly a bottle.  Teddy is putting Benedryl spray on the poison ivy rash he acquired on his back and arm and, worse, between his fingers, while mowing weeds for a friend of ours; and Larry is making an aromatic pot of coffee to share with me.

P.S.:  Remember that nice farm north of town you were planning to move into?  (I sent you a picture of the barn.)  (It leaned a wee bit.)  (And the roof was missing a few molecules.)  Well, unpack your bags.  Bad news.  The tornado took it out.  I mean, the ground is bare.  There is absolutely nothing left.  Nary a rafter, nor a board, nor a shingle.  Nothing!  Nada!  Nyet!  Swept clean, ’tis.

Monday, June 22, 1998

Monday, June 22, 1998 - Thieves and a Hair-Raising Fire


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Caleb, along with several of his nearest siblings, is playing with his cars and trucks.  Here he comes now, with a pickup and horse trailer.

"I've got to get new tires for this vehicle!" he exclaimed.  "These are about to un-air!"

This week I cut out a shirt for Bobby, made of the leftover blue check from Hannah's dress, with yokes of dark blue.  Also I cut out skirts and blouses for Hester and Lydia especially to go with the cadet blue and dark mauve collars Dorcas crocheted for them for Christmas.

Dorcas is now crocheting an afghan for our friend Linda's birthday, which is the Fourth of July, the same as Dorcas'.  It is light blue, made with fine yarn, and Dorcas is working it with two strands of yarn, white and sky blue, at the same time.  Hannah is making an afghan for her hope chest, crocheting it from soft off-white yarn my mother gave her for her birthday.

One night I transcribed from cassette a sermon of my father's.  I wish we had all his sermons recorded; in comparison to all those he preached, we have a scant few.  I like to hear him sing, too; his voice carried clearly out over the congregation, and he sang with such feeling that it made all the rest of us sing with whole heart, too.

Monday Hannah made a rhubarb custard pie with rhubarb Dorcas and Hester picked from my mother's little garden.  It was a new recipe, and was it ever good.

While visiting Lawrence and Norma Thursday evening, they gave us some of the rhubarb-peach pie Norma had made.  I guess I like just about anything made with rhubarb.  Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Little Melody Joy, the baby born three months prematurely, is nearing her first birthday, June 28.  And guess what!  She's been crawling like everything for a good while, and now she's pulling herself to her feet.  She says quite a few words, and she's just the happiest little thing.  Isn't that wonderful?

Friday night we went for a ride around Lakes North and Babcock.  On our way back, as we were going down Howard Boulevard a block from our house, from the alley behind our house came two boys.  As the pickup lights fell on them, Larry spotted two small shiny chrome wheels and balloon tires on an object in one boy's hands.

He put on the brake.  "Joseph!" he said, "Where's your jeep?!"  (He was asking about the remote-controlled jeep we'd given the boys for Christmas a couple of years ago.)

Joseph's eyes grew large.  "In the front yard next to the peony bushes," he answered.

"Not any more, it's not!" said Larry, and he proceeded to turn that big pickup around on dime, roaring quickly back to the grassy area near a bowling alley where the boys had gone after crossing the Boulevard.

One boy was driving the little jeep around, and there was no doubt:  it was ours.  Larry thundered around the corner and screeched to a halt at the side of the road.  The doors flew open, and Larry, Teddy, and Joseph leaped out and took off on a dead run.  And then that boy, startled out of his wits, hastily leaned down, deposited the control unit on the ground beside the jeep, and ran like a scared deer, with Teddy hot on his heels.   

Larry stopped to gather up the jeep and the control, yelled after the fleeing form, "Leave other people's property alone, you thief!", then called Teddy to come back, since the property had been recovered.  No sooner had Teddy turned back than the kid disappeared, presumably into the bowling alley.  He had on a black and red T-shirt with "Michael Jordan" and "23" printed on it in big letters, and was about Teddy's size.  The other boy stood still, idly kicking at a can, pretending he'd had absolutely nothing to do with anything.

As we returned home, lo and behold, there was that kid again, crossing the boulevard--incognito, or so he thought:  he'd changed into a navy shirt.  He strode confidently along, quite sure we'd never guess who he was. . . . .until Larry spun around the corner, went zooming through a small car wash, Cummins turbo winding up and echoing on the metal walls.  We caught a glimpse of white socks picking up and taking flight, and then vanishing entirely.  Personally, I think they went straight up a tree without bothering to actually climb it.

In any case, he was never seen again.  Perhaps he's still perched precariously in a tree, heart pounding, scanning the streets anxiously for a hot-rod six-door pickup filled with fleet-footed males.  Anyway, he now knows that a mere changing of shirts does him no good, huh-uh.  He must alter his entire head, he must.

One day last week, we had fish for dinner, after which we lit several candles, placing them in strategic locations about the kitchen, the better to take away the fish aroma, and replace it with Gentle Sea Breezes, or Essence of Jasmine (which, incidentally, in case you ever need to know, smells remarkably like Off! bug spray), or Country Fleurs.

And Lydia got her hair in one.

She turned around, frowning a bit, wondering what that sizzling noise was, and Hannah cried in alarm, "Lydia's hair's on fire!!!"

By the time I looked, it was a flame the size of my hand.  I took a leap, knocking several small children a-flying, and swiped my hand rapidly right down her hair, twice, good and hard.  And the fire was out.

Then we all stood staring at a small, dear, white face, whose gray-green eyes were as big as saucers, imagining awful thoughts about what could've happened, and ever so thankful it hadn't.

The first person to speak was Lydia.  "It's okay, I didn't feel a thing," she assured us, "not even Mama pounding me on the head!"

Hannah blew the candle out.  (Somebody had inadvertently scooted it too close to the edge of the counter when they were wiping it off.)  "I think I don't mind that fish smell after all," she said shakily, and several heads nodded, just as shakily, in agreement.

I took the child off to brush her hair, which had that unmistakable burnt-hair odor.  I found only a very small melted spot that had to be cut off, so Lydia's long silky tresses are still intact.  The precious child was much concerned about my red hand, and inquired into its welfare numerous times throughout the day.

Mercy!  We needed a large economy-sized bottle of nitroglycerin, after that, we sure did.

One night, traveling down Shady Lake Road, we saw what we thought was a tabby cat beside the road.  But its tail was too long, its face wasn't right, and it moved strangely...so we stopped, shined our brights on the animal, and took a good look.  It was a baby red fox!  I've never seen such a small one before.  It soon turned and, with several long, bounding leaps, went into a nearby field of corn.

Last night we attended the wedding of Samuel Koch and Nancy Anderson.  Hannah and Dorcas served tables at the reception, and Nancy gave them each a beautiful twisted taper in a crystal candle holder, with silk flowers and netting decoration.  She gave me a tiny porcelain jewelry box in the shape of a flower basket, with tiny flowers on the lid, filled with tiny mints, as a thank-you for singing "The Old-Fashioned Home".

Sam's and Nancy's families have lived a block apart ever since the parents were married.  On the guest-book table stood the usual portrait of Nancy in her wedding gown, which was most lovely, and another frame with two small pictures in it:  each picture was of Sam and Nancy together at about age two, holding hands and smiling first at each other, then into the camera, altogether cute.  Now, how many couples have something like that?

And now, this final item:

If you've ever wanted to live in a castle, this is your chance.  The state of Saxony in eastern Germany has a dozen castles for sale, each priced at one German mark, which is just over half a U.S. dollar.

There is a catch, however:  the historic structures are in advanced stages of disrepair, and buyers must restore each property consistent with its historical architecture.  Estimates for restoration run from $7 million to $60 million per castle.

A real fixer-upper, huh?

Or a fixer-upper's nightmare.

I think I'll just wait for my heavenly mansion, myself, thank you.

Sunday, June 14, 1998

Sunday, June 14, 1998 - Does the Schwan Man Catch the Blue Hake We Bake?


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I just read an article about some people who have sixteen children. Have you ever noticed that many extra-large families have an extra-large capacity of love for each other? Of course, we know families with only one child who are extra-loving, too; and I realize there are big families who seem to find all their enjoyment in bickering and waging combat.
But I learned something wonderful when Hannah was born: when you have a second child, you don’t split your love in half, you double it.
Next came a touching story about a horse some people rescued from a louse who was mistreating it. I used to daydream, when I was little, that I was a cowgirl doing all kinds of 'horse stuff', winning ribbons, rescuing people, saving lives, solving mysteries. . . . .just having all sorts of marvelous horse adventures.
But the only way I could realize those dreams was through novels about horses and such like; so read, I did. I think I had my nose buried in a book about 90% of the day.
Well, I got a response back from one of the newspapers I sent some writing to. But I didn’t even get as good an answer as Snoopy gets!—(“We regret to inform you. . .”) Somebody simply scrawled, in red marker, on the bottom of my own letter, “No Thanks”. Fortunately, I didn’t expect this to be a big ego expander, so I haven’t been going around with my chin rubbing the baseboards, or anything.
All the Fourth of July sewing for this family is completed, and now I am going to sew a shirt for Bobby, using the leftover material from Hannah’s dress. (No, it isn’t flowered; it’s blue-checked.)
I got all my past letters printed now, and am up to date. Lucky thing I got Wal-Mart’s biggest notebook, ’tis—I’m up to page 838. I happened to find a copy of an old letter (September 24, 1994) I’d written to a friend about our trip to Canada, so I typed it up on my word processor and printed it. It was a lot of fun, reliving that trip. Now I want to go to Jasper again.
Monday was Hester’s 9th birthday. We’d planned to go fishing, but it was cold and rainy, so that nixed that. We gave Hester a little resin bear, all decked out in a ruffled dress and a hat with a big bow and a cluster of grapes, and she has a necklace with a cross hanging from it. She has a little gray kitten and a little gray mouse on her lap, and a piece of Swiss cheese is lying nearby. A white dove on a little wagon pull-toy is at her feet, and on the bottom of the figurine is the verse, “Blesses are the peacemakers, for they shall be called the children of God.”—Matthew 5:9.
Also, we gave her a little kitten made of rabbit fur, with markings just like our cat used to have; fuchsia sandals, a pillowcase cross-stitch kit, and a cute little Rubbermaid water bottle. We’d given her the dresses from Bethany’s garage sale the day before.
My mother gave her hardback books Little House on the Prairie and By the Shores of Silver Lake, colored stationery with matching envelopes, and $$$. My sister Lura Kay gave her a beautiful collector’s doll and a beanie baby kitten.
Monday evening we went to Lawrence and Norma’s for pineapple pudding-cake, cinnamon rolls, cookies, and ice cream. As Caleb used to say when he thought someone (including himself) was eating too much, “Hoink.” They gave Hester, in addition to the yellow dress Norma made, a horse that whinnies, rears, makes galloping noises, and kicks a foot and snorts. Yep, she likes horses, too.
After eating as much as we could hold, I played Norma’s organ while everybody gathered round and sang with me.
Did you hear about the Kansas grain elevator that exploded? We drove right by that elevator on our way to Oklahoma two weeks ago. There have been a few smaller elevator explosions around this vicinity some years ago.
Tuesday night Bobby brought us a 60-pound bag of hamburger, which he helped divide and put into freezer bags. He told us that he thought he ought to help pay his keep—because he has a big appetite! haha I thanked him, and assured him that we enjoy feeding him.
That evening we went to Pawnee Park to go fishing; but the fish we caught, a blue gill and a bullhead, were too small to keep. The next day we had broiled fish for supper—the smallmouth bass Larry caught, and the big walleye Dorcas caught, along with several blue hake which Caleb thinks the Schwan man himself caught shortly before he sold them to us.
Thursday night after Jr. Choir, we went to the dump and filled a couple of garbage cans full of wood chips, which are free. The next day I weeded my flower gardens and put the chips on them, which will help hold weeds down and moisture in. Those wood chips are not quite so pretty as the cedar chips from Wal-Mart-Mart; but the price is right. The yellow lilies, pink and red roses, lavender foxglove, blue-violet butterfly flowers, blue-fringed daisy, and burgundy and Indian blanket gaillardias are blooming like anything. Lydia is tickled pink because her little impatiens that she brought home from school, which I planted in the north flower garden, has been growing and blooming profusely.
On our way to the dump, we drove past our friends Carey Gene and Martha Haddock’s house. They were all out watching their daughter Amy try out her new bicycle they’d just given her, so we stopped to admire it, too. And then Carey Gene got out a vehicle he and Larry used to ride about twenty years ago: a unicycle. Larry, of course, had to see if he could still ride it, especially after Carey Gene demonstrated that his own ability had not been lost.
After a few false starts, he was off and running. Pedaling. Yep, he sure could still ride that thing.
Fortunately, they found a new amusement before either of them broke their necks.
A friend of Larry’s recently had the job of helping to clean some junk and stuff, objects and contraptions, out of Offut Air Force Base in Omaha. He was given, as part of his pay, several hundred big metal wardrobes, many of which he sold to furniture stores. We bought four, two for the shop and two which we put in our garage for winter coats. Now we will put some of our over-abundance of clothes into our front coat closet. There is very little closet space in this house, and what little we do have is crammed full, so any additional room helps.
Larry, Teddy, and Joseph finished fixing up a Kawasaki Mule, and the boys have been using it to do such things as haul parts hither and yon at the shop, and to haul the wood Larry cuts and splits to the woodpile here at home. Larry entertained the littles one evening, giving them rides in that Mule up and down the alley behind our house.
Saturday afternoon, we went to the Salvation Army, where they were having a sale: $.49 for all children’s clothes, $.99 for ladies’ blouses, and $1.99 for dresses. As we rounded a corner near our house, we saw that some neighbors of ours were having a garage sale—and on top of an old stove perched a huge stuffed pink pig. We had to have it.
We screeched to a stop, rushed across the street, and collected said piggy, which will make the perfect birthday present for Hannah’s friend, Joy, who sometimes helps her father work on a pig farm north of town.
Saturday night, after all the baths, hair curlings, snacks, and into-bed tuckings were completed, I got out wrapping paper, tape, scissors, old Christmas cards (to be cut into name tags), and all the presents I’ve collected thus far, and commenced to wrapping. I have more than I thought; I made a sizable dent in my list.
Our mulberry tree is absolutely loaded with berries; Joseph, Teddy, Hester, and Lydia picked a big enough bucket full that Hannah could make mulberry cobbler, which we ate with liberal dollops of Strawberry Sundae ice cream.
Keith sold his brown and tan Ford to our neighbor and bought a ’92 F150 super-cab short-box four-wheel-drive blue and navy 302 automatic, power-windows, power-locks, tilt, cruise, AM/FM cassette, air-conditioned Ford.
Oh, ... it’s a pickup. I forgot that part.
Actually, I asked Larry what Keith’s ‘new’ pickup was, merely intending to find out if it was a Ford or a Chevy; and that was the answer I got. That, from a man of few words.

Several days this week there were tornado warnings and watches, but the storms all passed over with no damage. Caleb asked me, “Would a tornado go away if you’d shoot it?”

I responded, “Well, a tornado is made up of wind and rain. What do you think would happen if you opened the front door and shot a gun at the wind? Or the rain?” (It was raining and blowing hard right at that moment.)
Caleb grinned. “I guess it wouldn’t do any good,” he replied.
In addition to the tornado watches and warnings, there were also flood warnings. As usual, however, we escaped the worst of it. Sometimes the days are sunny and nice; then, toward evening, in the space of about ten minutes, huge, dark thunderclouds roll in and rain comes pouring down.
Anyway, we haven’t had to water our lawns and flowers.