Last Monday was
grandson Ian’s birthday. He’s Jeremy and
Lydia’s third child. Late that
afternoon, I sent Larry a note: “Before
you come home, could you pick up a toy for Ian? He’s two today. I already have a wooden puzzle for him.”
I mentioned the
child’s age, because Larry always has a tendency to choose something several
years too old for the child. Many’s the
time I’ve told him, “The age listed on the box is usually just about right.”
“Okay,”
Larry texted agreeably.
Two hours
later, he sent this picture of a motorized minibike and a motorized Go Kart from
Bomgaars, asking, “Would either of these work? 🤔”
I responded, “Bigger
is better.”
Fortunately, what he
actually brought home was
this battery- and friction-run sanitation truck:
Last Sunday night
after church, I helped Ian get his two littlest fingers squished down with his
thumb, whilst the index and middle finger stood up (sort of) straight.
“One, two!” I
told him, counting them. “That’s how old
you’ll be! One, two.” He was giggling, working hard to keep those
little fingers where they belonged. Then he gave me one of his twinkly
grins and said, “And cake!”
Hee hee
Yes. “And cake.”
After working over
the two-fingers thing, I used his fingers like valve keys on a trumpet, and ‘played’
him a lively song. Doesn’t take much, and kids think Grandma is lots of fun!
Lydia made Ian a Poky Little Puppy cake, and there’s his stuffed puppy. She even embroidered a Poky Little Puppy on
his shirt pocket with the embroidery machine Jeremy gave her for Christmas.
Hannah has not been
feeling well for quite a long time. She
went to Urgent Care Monday evening, and the doctor there made a guess as to
what her problem is, after listening to her symptoms, which include sinus troubles,
fever, migraines, sore throat, and so on.
He told her to see an Ear, Nose, and Throat specialist to verify what he
thought. She saw the specialist
Thursday, and, after tests, the doctor told her she has polyps in the nasal
passages, just as the Urgent Care doctor had surmised. She’s on medication now that is supposed to
reduce them, but there’s a probability she may need surgery to remove some.
Nasal polyps result
from chronic inflammation due to asthma, recurring infection, allergies, drug
sensitivity, or certain immune disorders.
Small nasal polyps may not cause symptoms, but larger growths or groups
of nasal polyps can block nasal passages or lead to breathing problems, a lost
sense of smell, and frequent infections.
It’s done that and more, to Hannah.
Breathing troubles,
whatever the causes, are scary! We worry
about our children and grandchildren who have asthma.
Tuesday, one of my
quilting friends, in asking me about various computer/internet issues,
explained that she asks me these things ‘because you are a geek,’ said she.
A geek! Many
have thought it, few have actually said it. Haha!
I take it as a bona
fide compliment. However, I imagine I only know a very thin skimming of
the surface, when it comes to technology. I have no idea under the sun
how to create a program, for instance. It’s enough effort, just
figuring out how to use some programs. 😄
One
of my friends was having a problem with her touchpad. I told her how one can adjust the sensitivity
of the pad, or move or change various functions (such as what occurs when one taps
corners, or slides a certain number of fingers in specific directions). I like my touchpad set with high sensitivity
----- but that isn’t so great, when I’m using it in Larry’s jouncy, bouncy
pickup. Why, I’ve purchased five
Ferraris and three Bentleys before I even realized I’d gotten to the webpage!
The birds were all
a-twitter around the feeders that day. I heard a few that were
considering starting up their early-spring warbles. They’re
jumping the gun a little, though; winter is certainly not over, around these
parts!
Several people
have asked about my sewing machines, wondering what kind I have, and if I like
them.
My ‘new’
Bernina is 20-21 years old. I’ve only
had it about 6 ½ years, though; I bought it used. It’s an Artista 180E, and was top of the line
for several years. I love it... and I
would love a brand-spankin’ new one,
even more. heh
I’m a
Bernina snob, I guess. I think their
slogan is absolutely correct: “Nothing
runs like a Bernina. Nothing.” I’ve used other machines, but I’ve never
found one that – in my most humble (or not-so-humble) opinion – can equal a Bernina. They’re timed so precisely, the stitches are so
perfect... the motor runs quietly and smoothly... and nowadays, the
computerized models have multitudes of options and conveniences. The new ones have bigger screens than mine,
and they’re in color, too. That would be
a big advantage over mine.
I was so astonished
when someone mentioned ‘poor reviews’ of Berninas online. I looked for them... and sho’ ’nuff, there are bad reviews. There are really good reviews, too, but not as many as I expected, though there are
more good than bad. I spotted someone’s comment
that made me laugh:
“Whaaaaaaaa?!!!!!!!!!! All these bad reviews!!!! Where are these people COMING from?!!!!!!” ((...pause...)) “Ohhhhhhh.
I get it, now.” ((...another
pause...)) “All those millions and
millions of people who are totally delighted with their Berninas --------- are busy sewing. MUCH too busy to be writing silly little
reviews.”
It’s
true, unhappy people generally make more noise than happy ones.
If you ever have a
day where it feels like everything is going wrong, just watch a youtube video of
Russian car crashes, and it’ll make you feel better, by comparison. I
think their cars come with a barrel of vodka in the trunk, and a drinking tube that
travels right up to the driver’s seat. Also, if they want brakes, they have
to special-order the vehicle. Few do.
Brains are not
available in either case. Nor are their pedestrians equipped with them.
Sometimes I show
one of those videos to Larry. He watches a while... gives the drivers
instructions: “A little more to the right... now to the left -------
okay! Turn NOW! Right in front of that --------”
CRRRRASSSHHH
Then he rubs his
hands together and says gleefully, “Got ’im.”
It’s lots
more fun to watch car crash videos with Larry. 🤣
What in the world? I just noticed that on February 11, 32,587
people went to my Nature’s Splendor blog. On the 12th, it
was 33,309!!! On the 13th,
5,308; the 14th, 37; the 15th, 27. Wow, I was a one-hit wonder! – only I didn’t
even know it, until it was over and done with.
That must’ve happened because of something I mentioned on one of the
humongous Facebook quilting groups.
I made it to the
halfway point of my customer’s New Year’s Eve 1999 mystery quilt that day.
That evening, we
went to Jeremy and Lydia’s house to give Ian his birthday gift, and to share
his ice cream and cake. Kurt, Victoria,
and Carolyn were there, too.
Little by
little, Jeremy is getting their house done.
He’s quite an artist with wood, tile, ... anything. Here’s a 3D inlaid wood star he put together
just inside the front door:
Larry
helped put the Kimball baby grand piano, the one that my father got for me when
I was 13 years old, into position in the living room.
Electronic piano in upstairs balcony
Kimball baby grand
Jeremy laid a section of wooden floor
especially for it; pianos have a prettier reverberation on wood than on
carpeting. The electronic piano (shaped
like a small baby grand) that they got when the Kimball was stored somewhere
else is in the upstairs balcony, next to their big, new bedroom.
Babies Malinda and Carolyn were playing near each other -- separately, but side by side, as babies do. You should’ve seen the expression on Malinda’s face when Lydia picked up baby Carolyn. She popped her little thumb out of her mouth for a moment or two, and took a long, hard look at her Mama holding that little cousin of hers. I’m pretty sure if she could talk, she would’ve said, “Hey, that’s not me you’re holding, now, is it??”
I wish someone
would have been videoing when we were ready to leave their house, and I went to
get my purse in the kitchen. Ian was
hunting for things to show me – anything! – with the express purpose of delaying
my departure.
So I held out my
hand and said, “Well, I have to go. Can you take me to Grandpa?”
He nodded quite
seriously, got a grip on my little finger, and trotted off just as if I’d set
him about a very important task, and marched me right straight to Larry.
Wednesday
morning, Lydia sent a video clip of Ian playing with the wooden John Deere
puzzle we’d given him – loaded into the back of a big John Deere dump truck. 😄
That night after
our midweek church service, I finished quilting my customer’s quilt. My machine went on working perfectly, all the
way to the end.
Thursday, I packed the
lady’s quilts into a box and headed to the post office to ship them back to her. Would you believe that one
not-too-awfully-big box (maybe 24” x 18” x 18”, as a rough guess) would cost
$39.30 to mail?! Granted, it weighed 13
lbs., 12 oz. But... that’s a lot of
money, to ship a box.
Next, I went to
Hobby Lobby for buttons for the Baskets of Lilies quilt. I also got a large watercolor set for a
birthday gift for Victoria.
We
got about an inch and a half of snow that evening.
Hannah called to
tell me about her visit with the specialist.
The more she thinks about it, the more put off she is. He started with a volley of questions – a ‘pop
quiz’, as Hannah called it, ‘to see what she knows about asthma and allergies’,
treating her quite as if she hadn’t a brain in her head. “How would you define ‘wheezing’?” he asked.
She was sick...
hasn’t been able to sleep well for days (weeks, months), and didn’t feel like
answering all these questions. When she
politely said that she really couldn’t think of answers for all his questions,
as she felt quite foggy (her oxygen level was a bit low), he told her she
needed to see a psychiatrist! The idiot
had used a scope, and could clearly see
what her problem was!
Some doctors are
bullies. Furthermore, know-it-alls never
know half as much as they pretend to know, never mind what their exalted status in life might
happen to be.
At least there is consolation
in the verse that says, “Be not deceived; God is not mocked; for whatsoever a
man soweth, that shall he also reap.”
There are other
specialists. And at least Hannah now
knows what the main problem is.
That evening and
all day Friday, I made fabric yo-yos and sewed them onto the Baskets of Lilies
quilt, after which I sewed on the buttons – 36 shanked buttons on top; 36 flat
buttons on the back (to secure the shanked buttons). By the time that was done, my fingertips were sore, sore, sore.
I’d purchased three
sizes of yo-yo makers, and used the largest, which makes 2 ⅜” yo-yos. The smaller ones didn’t look right on such a big
quilt.
I posted pictures
on several quilting groups, including a shot of this roadblock over which I
have to step in my quilting studio.
I truly have no
idea why Tiger’s always been such a tub o’ lard; we give him diet food, and try
not to give him too much, but he was fat even when he was a stray. One lady wrote, “Are you sure he didn’t eat
the dog? Has anyone seen Fido?” Hee
hee
Tiger’s so funny. He can be sound asleep in a far corner of the
house – but if he hears Larry and me talking together, he comes hurrying to do
figure eights around our ankles, his low-pitched rumble-purr in full
gear. He obviously considers conversation to be a friendly noise, and
immediately gravitates to it. He even does it when I talk on the phone. I pace when I’m talking, and that silly cat
paces with me, often cutting suddenly right square in front of
me, staring up into my face, purring away. He has no idea under the sun
that if he trips me up, we’re both in
jeopardy. (Or maybe he does, but knows that I’ll then offer him all sorts
of sympathies and consolations, making it well worthwhile.) When I’m trying to load a quilt on the frame,
trotting back and forth from one side of my quilting studio to the other, Tiger
trot-waddles with me, in front of me, beside me... If I stop, he rushes
in front of me, leans against my legs, and peers up at me with his piercing
gaze, clearly wanting to know, “Do you love me???”
People had been
mean to him before he came to us. I can never understand how they could
do that, to such a nice kitty. He has
the sweetest disposition. Amazing, that
an animal can be so loving when I know good and well he was badly
mistreated. I don’t feel aggravated toward him when he gets in my way; he
makes me laugh. 😊 😍
I follow a quilter
on Instagram who has a couple of computer-driven Gammills in his studio.
He churns out – get this – anywhere from 3 to 6 quilts every day. 😲
I’d like to sneak a
camera into his studio, set it up in the morning, and let it go all day. I
wanna know what he does whilst his machines are chugging away at
those quilts! Maybe he just leans back and sips from a steaming mug
of coffee, only getting up to roll the quilts forward now and again?
The computerized
program for my machine is $10,000. 😲 Therefore, I move my machine by hand. I do love my new machine. I just
learned that instead of the 1,800 stitches per minute I thought it could
go, it’s 2,200 spm! That’s pretty fast. 😊 My HQ16 could only go 1,100 spm.
A friend of mine who lives in Colorado lost a big,
beautiful cat over a year ago. She
figured a fox had killed him. He was
gone for a year and two months – and then about six weeks ago, there he
was sitting at her patio door meowing and crying! His three sisters accepted his return like he
had never been gone.
“Don’t things like
that make you wish the animal had a teeny, tiny camera on him somewhere, and
you could download the video from the last year, and just watch?” I asked.
Friday, Dorcas sent video clips and pictures of Trevor playing with the mixer
truck and wooden puzzle we sent him for his 2nd birthday. He’s a week younger than Ian.
Saturday, February
24th, was Victoria’s 21st birthday. My baby is 21, imagine that!
It was sooo pretty
that morning, with new-fallen snow stuck to all the trees and fences.
On one of the
online quilting groups, someone posted the following: “Typical longarm quilting machine question: I put the thingamabob inside the
whatchamacallit, turned the doohickey, and the wuteveritis still doesn’t
work. Any ideas?”
People promptly
chimed in with the answers:
First Answer: “Duct tape.”
#2: “Try wiggling the whosamawhatchit.”
#3: “Don’t forget to check that the doomagatchi
is plugged into the other thingamabob.”
And then Debbie
Downer comes along: “Maybe I’m just in a recurring bad mood but I’m so
tired of people’s questions not being clear. It’s not like everyone reading the question
has time to ask the 4 or 5 questions needed to clarify the problem. And then there’s the typo’s. My goodness!”
I
wanted to write back and correct her typo – that apostrophe in the word
‘typo’. It’s a plural, not a possessive, for pity’s sake. Furthermore, since it was supposed to be a plural,
the linking verb should be ‘are’, not ‘is’
(seen in the contraction ‘there’s’).
Along comes Obdulia
Obvious: “LA’s
(longarmers) are a wonderful group we all speak and understand the same
language”
(Even
if there’s no punctuation, right?)
Next, I was reading
through a few posts on a Facebook quilting group. There are thousands and
thousands (and thousands) of members in the group, so things can be a bit
impersonal – but that’s no excuse for being downright rude. One can hurt
another’s feelings, even if one doesn’t know the other.
Here’s what I read:
One lady was having
a bit of trouble with her longarm – which by coincidence is the very machine Larry
gave me for Christmas. She mentioned that the majority of the problems
occur when she moves her machine in a northwesterly direction (as one stands
from the front of the machine), especially with a particular type of
thread. This is a fairly common problem with any mid-to-longarm
machine, and has to do with the direction the bobbin race turns compared to
thread tension compared to quilt tension on the frame compared to needle flex,
et cetera.
(That’s a
simplified explanation, but if I try to get any more specific and complex, I’ll
reveal my ignorance on the subject.)
Several people
responded with a variety of helpful advice – and then one wrote something on
this order:
“I have a new 26”
Gammill Vision with the Statler computerized system. I can put any type
or weight of thread on my machine and move it in any direction, either manually
or by computer, and never have the slightest problem at all. Why would
you even have a machine that won’t do that??”
My parents would’ve
disowned me, maybe even from the grave, if I talked to anyone like that
– especially someone who is having troubles and asking for help! The
setup that snotty woman owns has a price tag of about $32,000. Mere
pocket change, right?
Here’s one of the more
famous quotes in history (probably attributed to the wrong person): “At
some point around 1789, when being told that her French subjects had no bread,
Marie-Antoinette, bride of France’s King Louis XVI, supposedly sniffed, “Qu’ils
mangent de la brioche.” (“Let them eat
cake.”)
If some poor person
is having engine problems with his Ford Fiesta, should we look down our noses
and ask, “Why ever why won’t you just get an Escalade?!” Or
if you spot someone in the grocery store picking up a package of generic
hotdogs, carefully checking the price, do you march up and say in your
haughtiest tone, “The filet mignon is right over there.” (pointing an
arrogant finger)
When I was four
years old and heading off to Sunday School for the first time, my mother said
to me, “Whatever you do, don’t ever, ever look at anybody else’s
coloring and act like yours is better.”
I thought, A
great big four-year-old girl knows better than that! – but I’ve
remembered her admonition well, all these years ------ and tried to teach it to
my own children as well.
At least there were
plenty of nice people doing their bestest to help the lady with longarm
troubles, and nobody else answered Ms. Hoity-Toity. Sometimes, the least said, the soonest mended. You could waste your entire life’s precious
seconds/minutes /hours, having scuffles and ka-fuffles on the Internet – and to
what purpose? I prefer to only argue in those venues wherein I am assured
of having the last word. (Or wherein I am close enough to the villain to
box his or her ears.)
That afternoon, I
pulled out my Letraset ProMarker dye pens, and painted a few of the appliquéd
petals that didn’t quite have enough contrast.
Can you tell which petals are painted?
Next, I made an
embroidered quilt label and handstitched it to the back of the quilt – and then
it was done.
I plan to enter it
in our State and County Fairs before I give it to Todd and Dorcas. It’s
for their next anniversary, which is in October.
I might have the
quilt appraised, too, so they can add it to their home insurance policy.
It will probably be appraised at $3,000-$4,000, judging by other quilts I’ve
had appraised.
If you don’t have
an appraisal for a quilt, and something happens to it, you’ll get no more from
your insurance company than it would cost to replace it with a blanket from
Wal-Mart. With an appraisal, you’ll get
the entire amount.
My brother Loren brought
me his late wife Janice’s foot pedal – she had the same machine as my older
Bernina, the 830 Electronic Record. You’ll recall I tried to use it a couple of
weeks ago, and it quit? I gave the pedal
a try — and my machine worked perfectly. Yaaayyy, it was only the pedal, not the
machine! I thought so, but it was good
to know for sure. I looked for one
online, but only found generic ones. They’d probably work all right; and they are brand
new.
The 830 Record was
the top-of-the-line machine in 1978, and for ten years. It still sews beautifully, and the motor purrs
quietly. I clean and oil it and use it
now and again, in order to keep it that way.
A couple more inches
of snow fell that evening. Hundreds and
hundreds of Canada geese flew low over our house, their wild calls drifting for
miles across the hills.
Guess what?!
(Did you guess?)
Larry used his
handy-dandy little pocketknife/file set on my foot pedal, filed the connectors
on the rheostat, hooked them back up ------ and it works like a million bucks. Or at least like several hundred bucks. As Lydia said
when she was two, “My Daddy can fix anything.”
Yesterday afternoon, I put my camera on the tripod,
positioned it in the snowy back yard, and then set the shutter on ten-second
delay (which is as long a delay as possible).
Then I stood on the deck, one story up, with the Baskets of Lilies quilt
lopped over the railing. Larry pressed
the button on the camera, then came dashing through the snow in a one-hoss open
sleigh ----- no, wait. He came rushing
through the snow drifts, up the steps to the deck, where he grabbed one corner
of the quilt and helped me hold it as it hung down.
The camera clicked.
We draped the quilt over the railing and trotted down to the camera to
see what the picture looked like, readjust the angle if necessary, and take
another shot.
By the time we had half a dozen pictures or so, we
were well-exercised and snowy of the hoof.
But we did get a few decent
shots. More photos here.
The quilt measures
115” x 115”.
Kurt and Victoria
invited us over after church last night.
They gave us some of their Sunday afternoon meal – venison (I didn’t
even know that’s what it was – I thought it was extra-tender beef roast), baked
potatoes and carrots. Mmm, mmm.
We played with Baby
Carolyn for a bit before Victoria tucked her in bed, and then we headed for
home.
Snow geese by the
hundreds flying over, sparkling in the sun.
I grabbed my 300mm lens, put it on the camera, dashed to the door... The camera wouldn’t focus. I switched it to manual focus. By then the snow geese had nearly all gone
over the house toward the south; I didn’t get a single shot.
Then suddenly I
spotted a bald eagle, soaring low over the hill from the north, heading my way. I focused on him... pressed the shutter button
--- but nothing happened.
That’s when I
remembered: I had the camera set on 10-second delay from when Larry and I took
pictures of the Baskets of Lilies quilt yesterday. Bah, humbug.
I reset the camera
as I scurried through the house to the back deck. The bald eagle was long gone, nowhere in
sight. The snow geese were quite some
distance away by then, but I got a few shots, and took a couple of the moon,
for good measure.
Since it was over
50°, I opened the front door and slid the window down a bit, so I would hear
any geese that might fly over again.
It wasn’t long
before several flocks did fly over – first more snow geese, then Canada
geese. This time, I got several decent
pictures. But I never saw the eagle
again.
Now I shall get
back to working on the Americana Eagle quilt.
(Oh, the painted
petals are the ones with the brighter greens and pinks.)
,,,>^..^<,,, Sarah Lynn ,,,>^..^<,,,