A young friend
from an online quilting group is job-hunting.
“I wonder what being a security guard at a hospital would entail?” she
pondered.
I’m a helpful
sort, so I told her: “You watch the monitors, trip drunks and laugh at them
as warranted, strap li’l ol’ ladies to gurneys and race up and down the halls
with them, just to restore their sense of Grand Larks and Adventure; and now
and then you go see how many koalas and alpacas have moved in on the parking
lot.
“And you’re welcome.”
She wondered if she’d even get through the first interview without them
deciding she couldn’t cope with the job.
I helpfully responded, “Do your best to look big and tough and square of jaw, like
Lucy Van Pelt (of Peanuts fame): ‘keep a stiff upper lip – and keep your chin
up!’ Both at the same time. Speak in a deep, melodious voice, move heavy
objects frequently throughout the interview, and smile in a friendly but
seriously diligent fashion. They’ll hire you on the spot.”
Speaking of jobs, look what a lady with a new job just wrote: “My last check with 40 hours was $340 after
taxes. My insurance will start March 1st and it will cost $295 a
paycheck.”
Now, how in the world can that work
out for anybody??! She has a house payment to make, for pity’s sake!
A friend
asked me if I would care if she used colors in a quilt she is making similar to
the table topper I’ve just put together.
I assured her that I never mind anyone copying me – and in any case,
these are fairly common colors for this particular pattern. I really
doubt if anything I do is my own idea, really; I’m a hotshot copycat – or think I am, and then things go wrong,
and I wind up with a unique design, entirely by accident.
Last Sunday
night after church, we went to Wal-Mart for a few groceries. Before heading into the produce department, I
dropped off four watches at the jewelry counter, asking that batteries be put
into them. I didn’t have a single watch
that was still running.
“I’d better
give you my name,” I said to the girl behind the counter, when she didn’t seem
inclined to ask for it, “in case I forget to come back for the watches after we
get our groceries.”
This made her
look alarmed (do employees get fired if customers forget to come back for their
watches?), so I hastily assured her I wouldn’t forget.
I forgot.
Mind you, I
don’t have Alzheimer’s; I just have too much stuff and fluff stuck up there in
the old grey mattuh, and sometimes the fluff
obliterates the stuff.
So Larry
stopped at Wal-Mart after he got off work Monday and picked up the watches. Two are now running; two are not. The two that Loren gave me are Elgins, and
Wal-Mart doesn’t have the tools to work on them. I’ll have to take them to a jewelry store.
Here’s a
question that was discussed on a quilting group the other day: What modern-day conveniences would you miss
most, should you lose them?
Some went
back to the basics and said that they wouldn’t even want to try to live without running water. Well, I’ve toted pots of hot water from stove
to bathtub when heating elements on water heaters went kaput, and while I
agree, that’s a bit of a chore, what I’d really miss would be my computer. And the Internet now and then, of course, though much of what I
do is all on the computer. I find out that I want Internet too, however,
about the time we’re driving along late at night, Larry at the wheel, and me typing
away. Wondering about the history of cloisonné enamel
objects, I pull up Google, type in my question – and wind up with a page
informing me, “This page cannot be reached.
Please check your Internet connection.”
Aaaaaa! Now I don’t just have a
niggling curiosity about cloisonné
enamel, I have a burning desire to know!!!
“Where’s your phone?!” I cry. “I need to turn on the hotspot!”
I remember the days when search engines were quite limited,
as data was limited, and the way searches worked was rather narrow. Words had to be in the same order as whatever
the search pulled up, similar words were overlooked, etc. ----- and, the
biggest bugaboo of all, I didn’t know computer lingo well enough to even ask
the questions properly enough to get any good answers!
One simply didn’t get beneficial responses when one typed, “Where
did the moving thingy go that used to be at the bottom of my screen?”
(I was looking for a **status bar** that had gone
AWOL.) heh
Tuesday afternoon was bright and
sunny, and 31° – only 3° warmer than it was in Skagway, Alaska.
My blind friend Penny and I were emailing, and I
used the word ‘offspring’. She wrote
back, “Speaking of offspring, isn’t that a great word? It’s like little cuties in booties springing up and down in
the air. Boing boing boing.”
Hee hee... I doubt if I’ll ever think of that word again,
without remembering her description!
I got one set of four units for the Storm at Sea table
topper done Tuesday, plus another set about half done.
Wednesday before I could go sew, I had a pile of dishes to
wash... bills to pay... and later, grandchildren to pick up after school... then
church service that night.
About noon, I heard a loud, howling (non-animal) noise
outside. ? Larry makes loud
noises. I went to see what in the world it was. Sure enough, there was Larry on the back
drive, cleaning out the Traeger grill with a variety of loud pieces of
equipment. It was a shop vac, at the moment. He was preparing to
smoke the venison he’d been marinating the last 12 hours.
Soon the Traeger was smoking away... but there weren’t many
pellets in it, and Larry couldn’t find his new bag of pellets. He came in
to ask me if I’d seen it.
“I used the pellets as batting in the last quilt I made,” I
told him, “because I ran out of batting.”
Guess he didn’t take me too seriously, because with hardly a
pause he headed on out into the garage to continue the search, and was soon
successful.
It was 16°, and with the wind blowing at 32 mph, the wind
chill was -1°. How much shellac does it take to keeps one’s lovely coiffure
primly upon one’s cranium in such a gale?
And why do these gales so often tear through on Wednesdays, immediately after I get all gussied up for church??
Have you heard the allegations that the
Russians have compromising information about Donald Trump? Both Trump and the Russians say it’s a total
hoax. A spokesman for Russia, Demetri
Wqietkaksdwiuadhgsdkh (spelling mine), said that the Kremlin “does not collect
compromising information on anyone.”
Ha! If Demetri wanted
to be believed, he should have reworded that!
At a quarter after three, I headed to school to collect the
grandchildren. One of the little boys had his steel slinky that my
brother Loren gave him for Christmas; he’d taken it for Show and Tell. The
kids think I’m a wonderful, hilarious Grandma just because I called it a ‘stinky’.
Home again, and time for a little snack: vanilla
yogurt parfait with slices of strawberries in it, and granola on top.
With vanilla crème coffee to polish it off.
Larry came
home about 6, checked on his venison, and found that the smoker had quit
smoking, possibly because he had the temperature set too low for the
weather. But it had put a nice brown
ring of flavor around each piece, so it had smoked long enough to add a good
flavor. He put it into the oven and
baked it a little while. It didn’t take
long until it was done. And mmmm, mmmm,
was it ever good.
Caleb and
Maria, and Kurt and Victoria, came over after church to share some with
us. We put it on toasted sourdough
bread. Caleb and Maria shared the tacos
they’d picked up just before we called them. We had applesauce for
dessert... and that was our just-before-midnight snack. Good food... and even better company. J
Before going
to bed, I finished all the units for the Storm at Sea table topper, so they
were ready to be put together into blocks.
For Christmas, Loren gave me a pair of scissors with a laser
light, to aid in cutting a straight line. They’re fairly heavy-duty, and
cut well, though nothing like my big Fiskars shears. They work great for such things as trimming the
edges of blocks I’ve sewn on newsprint for foundation. When they come to a dog-ear (a piece of
fabric sticking out), they go through it a lot better than the paper scissors I
generally use. I don’t like to use the
good shears on paper.
Loren was so pleased with the scissors, he ordered a pair
for Hannah, too, for use with her card-making, quilling, and so forth.
That
afternoon, Lydia came to borrow Victoria’s ice skates; she was taking Jacob and
Jonathan skating. Meanwhile, Larry and Bobby went
hunting. Together they got three deer
this hunting season, one less than their quota.
Late that
night, I finished the center of the table topper. Friday, I started the borders. The middle border has 75 pieces; borders 1 and 3 are simple.
Perhaps you’ll recall my little spiel about the Tarocco
lotions, shampoos, conditioners, gels, soaps, etc., that were in the Hilton
Gardens Hotel where we stayed in Pascagoula, Mississippi, last year? I looked for the brand online when we got
home – but it cost so much, I hunted up a substitute: Naked Bee Orange Blossom Honey. It’s
good stuff, too. They also make lip balms, soaps, and other products.
Well, Hester gave me Tarocco Sicilian blood
orange shampoo and conditioner for Christmas, after giving me Tarocco Sicilian
blood orange bath wash and lotion for my birthday.
Friday, I
sent her a note: “I smell like Tarocco Sicilian blood
oranges from head to toe! Mmmmm!” Then...
((...thinking...)) Ooooo.
“I hope no orangutans get in the house,” I added. (They love oranges, you know.)
Friday was Joanna’s 14th birthday. We gave
her a fleece robe in white with a black leopard print scattered on it, and the
insides of each print is either bright fuchsia or bright lavender. We also got her a soft fur cowl scarf.
It’s so pretty, I wanted to keep it myself. I should go get another
one... they’re on sale, and it matches the fur on my new thick black knit
gloves.
There’s one of the things I like about winter: all the
pretty, soft, warm things to wear.
When I quit sewing that night, the first
border was sewn on the table topper, the second border was sewn together, and
the third border was cut.
It’s going a little slower than it might, since I’m taking
photos as I go along, so that I can post the pattern when I’m done. I sold
5 or 6 patterns last week.
Saturday was the last day of hunting
season. That morning, Larry found a
Great Horned owl with a broken wing. He wrapped
it in his coat and went back to Bobby’s truck, and then they took it to Bobby
and Hannah’s house and put it into Misty’s large cage.
Levi promptly named it ‘Hooty.’
Larry posted pictures on Instagram,
writing, “We found Owl while we were out hunting, but we don’t know where
Piglet or Pooh were.”
After calling the Raptor Recovery group, Bobby
and Hannah took the owl to Schuyler, where they met a handler who took the bird
from them and returned with it to Elkhorn, where they will bandage, feed, and rehabilitate
him. Eventually they hope to release him
in the area where Larry originally found him.
This is what I have to step over every time I go from sewing
machine to ironing board. When he lies
there on his back like that, with his front paws folded and tucked up on his
chest, we think he looks like some sort of little feline kangaroo.
You know how people are always losing
their marbles all the time?
Well... get this: I found mine.
Yep. Right smack-dab in the
middle of my sewing room floor, there was a tiger’s eye marble. (No, I don’t know when I lost it, and no, I
don’t know how it got here.)
By 6:30 p.m., the second border was on the Storm at Sea table topper, all
75 pieces of it, and I was ready to attach border #3.
But I got interrupted by supper: beef/barley soup, a bit of salmon,
mixed vegetables/ bowtie pasta mix, Fruplait strawberry yogurt, golden fruit
mixture, chef salad, and peach pie with frozen vanilla yogurt. There are
only two of us these days... and when I make that many entrées, I have to
remember to keep the amounts small. It’s a whole other world, from when
there were eleven of us around the table, and more on date nights!
Caleb, who
didn’t dislike it as much as you might think (upon reading this, cover your
eyes, all ye who have, uh, sensitive sensibilities), called that kind of soup ‘Barf
and Bealy’ – and taught his little sister to say it, too.
I got the
third border on the quilt and started putting together the backing. I pieced it, because I didn’t have enough of any one large
enough piece of matching fabric. It’s a
bit asymmetrical – because I didn’t have any choice. I always feel all
frugal and thrifty and parsimonious when I use up fabric on hand... but using
up all these browns is liable to force me into a trip to the fabric store in
the future. If I’m appliquéing flowers or animals, I’m going to need a
variety of browns!
I need to get
some batting, and then I can load it on the frame.
Sunday morning, the
sun was shining when we headed to church, but a big, bad storm was moving in,
and we were warned that there would be prolonged freezing rain, starting that
afternoon, with significant ice accumulation.
The forecast was not incorrect.
At about ten after six, we headed out the back patio
door.
Teensy wanted out.
We didn’t want him
out, on account of the weather. I
ordered him back. He backed off, a
little bit.
I stepped out onto the wooden deck. It was slippery. Like a glaze of greased glass, it was. And I’d even picked some sorta low-heeled
shoes with rubber soles that I thought would let me walk gracefully on ice. I clutched the railing and informed Larry, “It’s
slick!!!”
Larry, worrying about me, forgot to block the stupid
cat.
Teensy, spying his opportunity, dashed past Larry
and out onto the deck.
Rubbery little paw pads and nice sharp claws didn’t
do him much good, either. Skidding and sliding, nearly falling flat, he
rushed past me. I yelled at him, which
nearly upended him – but he didn’t slow down.
Stupid cat! Some of my cats
would’ve come back. But Teensy was done
growed up when we got him. That always
makes a difference.
I took a few more steps, hung onto the railing, and
looked at the long stretch of stairway that glistened and shone in the porch
light. “I can’t go down those, in these
shoes!” I told Larry.
So we went back inside, and walked through the
construction-stuff-filled, carless garage to get to the Jeep on the back
drive. I crept along on the sloped, icy drive, and managed to get to the
Jeep all right.
Salt had been spread on walkways and parking lots around the
church, so there was no problem walking in.
After the sermon, as the congregation started singing the last couple of
songs, a number of young men headed out to spread more salt. The roads
were a little slick as we drove home, but the Jeep is like a stalwart little
donkey, and only slipped when Larry practically forced it to. We stopped for
some salt before coming home, and Larry sprinkled it all over our drive and
sidewalk before I got out of the vehicle, and we made it into the house without
mishap.
And there came Teensy, rushing along with us,
heading into the house, meowing all the way:
“Hey, you left me out here in this freezing rain! It’s cold!
Didn’t you know I’d get cold?!
Where’ve you been?! I’ve been
waiting and waiting for you! I’m cold!
I’m all wet, and cold!”
He was indeed cold, with rain freezing on him – and he
was sneezing. Stupid cat! Siggghhhh...
Look at him, using his tail as a lap quilt.
We ate some supper, and then Larry brought up the boxes for
the Christmas tree and ornaments. This
is the latest we’ve ever been at putting it away – there are no kids to help us!
;-)
The box for the tree is too big for me to bring up the
curving basement stairs, and I kept forgetting to ask Larry to bring it up when
he got home from work. If it was up to him, he’d just leave the tree
there year-around, and consider the plugging it in next November ‘decorating’
and unplugging it the following January ‘undecorating’. Ha!
We made a fun time of it, and had it down in nothing
flat (and only broke one ornament). As
we put ornaments into little boxes, and little boxes into big boxes, we could hear freezing rain falling. It sounds sorta like normal rain, only crinklier and sprinklier (should be a word).
A friend wrote and asked if I knew where
to find a list of closings in our area. I
hunted around online, and discovered that lists of closings around these parts are
hard to find. I thought I finally found one: the person who posted the first question
wrote, “Schools?” whereupon the next poster asked, “Really?” and then I noted
that the original poster posted a year ago, and poster #2 replied 9 months
ago. The headline hadn’t been updated
since January 13th, when someone wrote this: “Due to the predicted winter storm, some city
services may be closed on Sunday and Monday. Those included may be: The Aquatic Center and the Public Library. If you would like to use these services on
Sunday or Monday, call to confirm that they are open.”
Well.
Isn’t that helpful.
I finally found our city schools’ Facebook page, and this
post:
This
is Dr. Blippendip (name changed to protect, uh, me, of course), Superintendent of Public Schools. Due the ongoing
winter weather, there will be no school on Monday, January 16th.
“Designated
staff report” will mean full-time secretaries in the High School, Middle
School, Administration Office, and elementary schools; all administrators;
building/grounds supervisors; full-time maintenance, full-time custodians, and
district technology staff report for duty at the regular time or by 10:00 a.m
“Teachers”
do not report. This student contact day will be made up at the end of the year.
Employees
not expected to be on duty when schools are closed include: food service
personnel, paraprofessionals, lunch-playground aides and other part-time non-certified
employees.
Huh? Are ‘designated
staff’ underpar and underprivileged individuals about whom no one cares a fig
if they slide into telephone poles?
Note that Dr. Blippendip should take a
punctuation course, and he should also reread his note before posting it on Facebook,
and add omitted words if necessary.
I went on looking for closings lists, and discovered a
somewhat short one that included towns from West Point to Atkinson:
38th Street Coffee would closed, as would the Catholic
schools and Educational Service Unit 07.
So would Immanuel Lutheran school... Lakeview... and Meadows Behavioral
Health, Inc. {Everyone can behave any
way they jolly well please.}
Pampered Paws and Sacred Yoga (not to be considered one and
the same business) of Norfolk were also closed.
Smeal Fire Apparatus of Snyder was closed. {Let’s hope all the li’l ol’ ladies of
Snyder, Nebraska, firmly instructed their cats to refrain from getting
themselves stuck in the tops of sugar maples.}
Smiles Dental was closed.
The Frowny one was open. {I
think.}
Oh, dear; they closed The Little Green Treehouse of West
Point. The Little Lambs Preschool of
Tilden was closed. {Toddlers would get
to stay home and be lambs in wolves clothing.}
Awwwww... the Adorable Lovebugs Child Care in Grand Island was
closed. {Tsk. Buzz-buzz.}
And no Barbershop Chorus in Kensington!
{Well, there’s a revoltin’
development.} Oh, but the Blue Ox would be
opening, though late at 8:00 a.m. {Whew. We can go to the Blue Ox.} {What’s the Blue Ox, I wonder?}
Women’s Health Care was closed... the Nebraska Heart
Institute... {We are not allowed to have
heart attacks today.}
Earlier this afternoon, I went out and filled the bird
feeder. When ice blankets everything, birds have a hard time finding food.
There was a fine rain coming down, it was a degree above freezing, and that
deck was slippery. But don’t worry, I put handfuls of
sunflower seeds in my pockets before I walked out there, so if I had’ve fallen down
and been unable to get back up, at least I’d have had some snacks handy.
Supper tonight was venison on little 12-grain loaves, fresh
out of the oven, California vegetable mix (cauliflower, carrots, broccoli),
applesauce, and a fresh vegetable tray (orange, red, yellow, and green peppers,
carrots, and cauliflower) with Ranch dip. And now we’re having
dessert: chocolate chip/peanut butter chunk cookies (soft on top, but a
little too brown on the bottom, because I stupidly used the pizza sheet pan
with the holes in it to bake them, since I’d already used it for the little
loaves and thought I’d cleverly save myself another item to wash). And a
fresh pot of coffee. :-)
And here’s me, unable to get up and fill my empty coffee
mug, because I
have COL (Cat on Lap).
Time to hit
the hay! I need to go to Hobby Lobby
tomorrow, and the temperature might not be warm enough to melt much of this
ice. And I have no cleats!
,,,>^..^<,,, Sarah Lynn ,,,>^..^<,,,
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