We ate supper in St. Paul at Frida's Mexican Restaurant. The floor tiles could be a quilt design!
By the time we got home, it was quite slippery.
View from the north window of my quilting studio this afternoon, when the wind was gusting at 50 mph.
Last Tuesday was an overcast day, and
44°.
I did the laundry, and worked on the
Soaring Eagle quilt. When I quit for the night, I was alllllmost done with
the center panel.
Wednesday morning when I went out to refill
the bird feeders, it was cold out there, partly because my hair was
still wet, and partly because it was cold out there. 😉
I blow-dried and curled my hair, ate
breakfast, and hurried back to the quilting studio.
Something a friend said that day reminded me of a picture I took of my mother
years ago – in 1987, to be exact. She
would’ve been 71. I loved the picture,
but when I had it enlarged and framed (along with a picture I took of my father
the same day), she looked at it, laughed, and exclaimed, “Oh, my goodness, I
look like a wild woman!” hee hee
Daddy, though he liked Mama’s picture, wasn’t
much more impressed with his picture than she was with hers. He, who was a preacher for 48 years, took a
look, laughed his big, deep laugh, and said, “I look like a big ol’ jolly bartender!”
😂
A little before 11:00 a.m., I was just
about to type to a friend, “It’s a cloudy day here---” when the sun popped
through the clouds and shined so brightly on my screen, I couldn’t even see
what I was typing.
There were several little house
finches at the feeders; I was glad to see them starting to return. It was 45°, feeling like 50°, on the way up to
a high of 52°. How much quilting could I
get done before time for our evening church service?
By 7:00 p.m., the central panel was
completed, and the French Braids in the side borders were done.
The new yearbooks (2024-2025) were available,
and we bought one after the service. It’s
such fun, looking through it.
On a Facebook Bird Photography group, a woman
posted a picture of a Cattle egret and asked, “Is this a blue heron?”
Cattle egrets are snowy white and about 20”
tall. Blue herons are bluish-gray and about
4 ½ feet tall.
Helpful Hatties answering her then got into a
fuss over whether it was a Cattle egret or a Great egret.
Great egrets are 3 ½ feet tall.
Eventually the conversation deteriorated,
with people announcing it was an albino Magenta egret, a House sparrow with
gigantism, and a Depigmented parrot. 😂😆🤣
Just for comparison, here’s a Great egret.
Even when they draw their heads
clear down toward their bodies, their necks are in an S shape. When the Cattle egret draws its head down,
however, its neck smooshes down until it looks like it practically has no
neck. Plus, there’s a big difference
between 20” and 3 ½ feet.
The two lots of mostly-black shoes,
six pairs in each lot, arrived that day.
Ten pairs fit; the white sandals and black suede ones didn’t. The suede ones had too high of a heel anyway;
I don’t wear heels over 2 ½” these days, or my feet and knees and sensibilities
protest.
I needed black shoes.
I HAVE BLACK SHOES!
(I have plenty of shoes in other colors, by the way, some comfortable, some not.)
I don’t know if these will be any more
comfortable than the ones I was trying to replace, though. Every Sunday night, I have toes that cramp,
and it surely must be from my Sunday shoes, since it never happens any other
time, and all other days I go barefoot or wear socks.
But at least maybe the variety will give
other toes a chance to cramp, too, instead of the same ones every Sunday night. Equality in Toe-Cramping! Rah, rah!
I didn’t get to sleep until around
2:30 a.m. that night – and then woke back up at 4:15 a.m., and that was the end
of sleeping for the night. Ugh, why does
this invariably happen on those nights when I would really like to get a good
night of sleep?!
I finally just got up at 6:30. The birds were pleased I put their feeders out
so early. Here’s a male English sparrow.
When I relayed this to a friend and
sent her a picture, she said, “I am sure the birds were happy, but you probably
shouldn’t confuse them into thinking that is always going to happen.”
I assured her, “There’s plenty of food
for them to find in the fields and woods nearby.”
In fact, here’s what ornithologists
have to say about the matter:
No, birds will not starve if you take
down feeders, because they don’t become dependent on them for their
primary food source. Birds are highly
adaptable and will quickly find other food sources, as feeders typically only
provide a portion of their diet – often no more than 25% to 50%.
·
Natural food sources are primary: Most birds
get the majority of their nutrition from natural food sources, such as seeds,
insects, and nectar.
·
Adaptable to change: If a food source such as a
feeder disappears, birds are resourceful and will migrate to a different
location or a neighbor’s feeder.
·
Feeders are supplemental: Bird feeders act as a
supplement, especially in winter when natural food is scarce, but are not their
sole source of sustenance.
·
Study findings: Studies have shown that birds
don’t become dependent on feeders. For
example, a study where chickadees had their feeders removed showed no
difference in winter survival rates compared to those that never had feeders.
It was foggy at 8:00 that morning, and
39°. It would be about 45° at 20 ’til 11
when I headed to town for an appointment. I therefore rummaged up a thick, warm sweater
and a pair of gloves.
I listened to rural radio as I dried and curled
my hair. A lady was asking for donations
for an organization in a small town a little distance from us. “People can come and pick up clothing and
products that are in need,” she said.
But... why are the clothing and products in
need, and just what, precisely, are they in need of?
Bad grammar and poor sentence structure
bother my brain.
We had an appointment at 11:00 that morning with
a couple of financial advisors from Mutual of Omaha, both of them young men who
grew up in Columbus, and who are planning to move back and open a new office
here.
Workers were putting up Christmas decorations
in the downtown area as I drove down Main Street.
We met the men at the new public library,
where I have met with them twice before.
Larry
was finally able to attend this meeting, as he was working in town.
They helped us decide what supplemental
insurance we needed to add to Medicare, for which we finally got our
cards, along with a letter telling us what we would be getting through Social
Security (though the very next day I got a letter – a duplicate of one I’d
gotten last month – telling me I was not eligible for Social Security). 🙄
It’s the Social Security
Disorganization, after all.
One of these days when my eyes are behaving
properly and I’m not in a giant rush getting ready for Christmas (who am I
kidding? I’m always in a giant
rush), I should take some time to look around the library. It’s really nice – plus, there’s a coffeeshop
at one end of the building!
After the meeting, I dropped off some things
at Hester’s house, which is only a few blocks from the library, and then took a
couple of bags to the Goodwill.
I spent the rest of the day quilting. By late afternoon, I was mighty sleepy, having
had only an hour and 45 minutes of sleep the previous night. I made myself a tall mug of Celsius, grabbed
a handful of mixed nuts and a slice of cheese, and quilted on. I was working on the lower French Braid. When that was done, there would be two more
wide borders to do.
For supper that night, we had fresh
corn on the cob, green beans, cottage cheese, and cherry pie with extra-creamy cool
whip. And orange juice. Orange juice is really sour, after a few bites
of pie! 😶😜 I knew that before I tried it. So why did I try it?! 🤪
After supper, Larry went outside to work
on a vehicle. While out there, he heard
coyotes yipping in a field nearby. Or at
least he thought he did. He’s
hard of hearing, and turns the volume down on his hearing aids when he’s doing
something that might potentially be noisy.
Maybe he heard the train whistling at the nearby crossing!
Midmorning Friday, it was 40° and there was a
light drizzle, which would continue until 4:00 p.m. or so. I did a bit of housecleaning, then made myself
a tall mug of Tropical Vibe Celsius and got back to the quilting.
Supper
that evening was Creamy Chicken Noodle soup with Chicken in a Biskit crackers,
cottage cheese, tapioca pudding, and another slice of cherry pie with
extra-creamy cool whip.
I quilted for a couple more hours,
then retired to my recliner to write the Saturday Skim for my quilting group, a
steaming cup of apple cinnamon tea close at hand.
Saturday morning, Hester sent pictures of Keira’s
and Oliver’s rooms all decorated for Christmas. Keira used the ‘Paper Dolls of
Fabric’ I gave her for her birthday last April as part of her decorations.
Here’s Oliver with his decorations.
There’s a little train that goes round and round that little tree behind him,
while playing a tune.
Here’s one of the little girl ‘Paper
Dolls of Fabric’ in her snowsuit. A lot
of the doll clothes are made from leftovers of the children’s clothes I made,
and Hester remembers some of those outfits.
That afternoon, Levi sent me a picture of
himself sitting on the couch, arms lopped over the stacks of Monopoly games
that sat on each side of him. “I have a
monopoly!” he wrote.
“That otter keep you board for a long
time!” I responded.
“We have 18 sets in total,” he
informed me.
“Wow,” said I. “How does this happen? (And are all the pieces in the right boxes?)”
He gave me the names of the various Monopoly
games, which include Jurassic Park, Yellowstone Park, and even Columbus,
Nebraska, our very own town. Linda
Aerni, owner of Megavision, where I used to work, helped create the game for
Columbus, Nebraska.
“I used to find new Monopoly games
whenever Mama browsed Goodwills and such,” Levi told me. “Now we buy them anywhere. It’s become a joke, at this point. And no, not all of the pieces are in the correct boxes.”
“It was National Monopoly Day just three
days ago, on the 19th,” I informed Levi, and sent him pictures of a
Monopoly game quilt.
Since we
were now talking about quilts, I told him I was nearly done with his oldest
brother Aaron’s quilt.
Levi then assured
me that, though he knows I’ve made him a quilt (I let him choose some of his
favorite prints from the quilt his other late grandmother had started making,
which I deconstructed and turned into two quilts for Levi and his older brother,
Nathanael), he has not ‘peeked’ and looked at it, as he prefers to be
surprised.
Then he
said, “Aaron loves surprises, too; so I think he’ll like it more if you drop it
on him from a balcony.”
🤣 That kid.
Shortly after our conversation ended,
this picture of Hannah with Levi when he was a baby scrolled through on my
screensaver. I promptly pressed Print
Screen and sent it to him. 😊
At a quarter ’til seven that evening, Larry
called. He was in town, and wondered if
I wanted Mexican food for supper. Yesirreee,
boy, did I! I ordered an enchilada ‘with
some kind of gravy on it.’
Larry, without realizing it, had them
put a different type of gravy/sauce on it than I’ve ever had before. It was white, not cheesy, and spicy. There were beans, rice, and lettuce salad, too. It was scrumptious, but I couldn’t eat it all. There was enough for supper last night, too.
Meanwhile, I was getting closer...
closer... closer... to finishing the quilting on the Soaring Eagle quilt. I decided I would get it done that
night, and so I did. I finished cutting
it from the frame at 11:30 p.m. I have 138 ½
hours in it now. This week, I’ll make
the label and attach the binding.
Yesterday morning as I curled my hair,
I sipped Sea Salt Caramel Pumpkin Latte cold brew, which I had just made
Saturday afternoon. That’s good stuff. The sun came up at 7:28 a.m., and the sky was
bright blue. Little birds were already
out on the back deck, tipping their heads and chirping at the back door. I put the bird feeders out, and within minutes
they were fluttering back to have some sunflower seeds.
I found the following note sent to me
via Facebook Messenger: “GOOD MORNING SHARAH
LYN SWANIEY JAKSON HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS MORNING MY FRIEND SIGNED MRS ARTEMESIA
CASSIOPIA IPHIGENIA”
That’s not her real name, but that is indeed
how she has spelt my name a time or two, along with various other odd spellings. Apparently nobody has told her that writing
in caps is equivalent to shouting, online, or that you needn’t sign off like
that, as your name is right there on your post.
It makes me want to tell her that I will refrain from answering all
notes in the future unless they are also notarized. 🤣
But I shall continue to be polite (or at
least keep still, when I can’t dredge up any politeness), as I’m not quite sure
what’s going on with that lady.
Larry got up and started getting ready for
church, but his cold had gotten worse, and he was coughing and sneezing, and
his head hurt. He decided he’d better
stay home.
After church last night, I walked out the
front door of the church, spotted my vehicle in the lot (or at least the
circular emblem on the rear looked Mercedesish), and marched toward
it. With purpose. One should always stride along with purpose,
even if (or maybe especially if) one’s eyes are misbehaving.
I nearly climbed into Fred and Sharon’s black
SUV, which is about the same size as mine.
Sharon is my great-niece.
The only thing that stopped me was that I
spotted Fred in the driver’s seat.
I pulled my hand away from the handle, fast. He smiled at me, but didn’t roll down the
window. Keep a safe distance from the
crazy lady.
So I waved one arm around (the other was
holding my Bible and church clutch, or I would’ve waved it, too) in an ‘Oops,
wrong vehicle; wonder where mine is?’ manner, or perhaps more of a ‘What on
earth are you doing in my car?!’ manner.
This, since I didn’t have a paper sack to put
over my head.
I then scurried off to see if my own SUV
might be anywhere in the vicinity.
It was, just two cars over.
I climbed in, held up my chin in an ‘everybody
does stuff like that’ attitude, and drove out of the lot with great dignity.
I didn’t even bounce over the curb, huh-uh,
nosiree!
I continued on out to Walmart, where I picked
up an order of groceries.
A little later that evening, Hannah
texted me: “We’ve been on a phone call
with some friends for nearly an hour. Chimera
(their Australian shepherd) just pressed two voice buttons: ‘hear sound’ and ‘all
done’. 😆”
“Those dogs are so funny,” I wrote
back.
“I had been holding his toy hostage so
he couldn’t squeak it,” Hannah explained.
“He must feel like his Right to Free
Speech has been violated!” I exclaimed.
Last night I made up for two nights in
a row of not much sleep, and slept almost 8 ½ hours.
By 11:00 a.m., it was 51° on the way
up to 54°, a foggy, overcast day. A few
little birds were at the feeders (and a mouse was in a trap, but we won’t talk
about that now).
Some time after noon, my weather app informed
me that there was 0% chance of precipitation – but there’d been a heavy mist
coming down for over an hour.
I called Eye Surgical Associates to find out
when my appointment is. Did you ever get
put on hold for so long that by the time they answered, you had totally
forgotten 1) who you called, and 2) what you called them
for?
When I mentioned this to Larry, he added, “Or
where my phone had gotten to!”
By midafternoon, it was still overcast
and foggy – and the weather app continued to say we had a 0% chance of
precipitation all day – yet all day there had been a falling mist, which sometimes
became a drizzle.
For supper
tonight we had pulled pork with BBQ sauce on toasted pretzel buns. MMmmmm.
We had bananas and mint chip ice cream for dessert. Yeah, we should’ve had vegetables, but we
just weren’t hungry enough. There were
tomatoes in the BBQ sauce, though!
Right?
Bedtime!
,,,>^..^<,,, Sarah Lynn ,,,>^..^<,,,
Last Monday, Victoria sent pictures of Carolyn and Violet, ready for school and dressed in pink poodle skirts she’d just made for them, with little white blouses.
“Oh, how cute,” I said. “When I was their age, I wanted a poodle skirt
soooo badly.”
“Did you make me one?” asked Victoria.
“I remember having one.”
“I think I did,” I answered. “I made Hannah one with the poodle skirt
pattern, but appliquéd a plaid teddy bear on it that matched her top. It was for the 4th of July picnic when
you were a baby, so she was 16. Seems
like I remember curling and sewing on the ‘leash’ on your skirt. But I’m not totally sure if I made it or not.”
When I was scanning all those old
pictures three or four years ago, I was surprised, page after page in those old
albums, at all the things I’d sewn and forgotten about. I regularly sewed over 100 clothing items a
year, for a good 30 years. There were quite
a few household items and gifts thrown in, for good measure. That made for lotsa Stuff ’n Things!
Here’s the skirt and top I made for Hannah,
in the summer of 1997. Look at that
expression on Baby Victoria’s face in the picture below – an almost fakey
little half-grin. 😏 We have pictures of both Carolyn and Violet
at approximately the same age, making that same silly face.
Making quilts is like playtime, after
all those clothes, curtains, and things.
It makes my tail bushy when a distant cousin asks almost every other
day, “When are you going to quit making quilts?”
Since she apparently likes repetition,
I give her the same answer, every time: “Never,
I hope!”
And then she sweetly replies something
on this order: “That’s really nice, that
you enjoy and are able to do something that everyone will have to treasure for
years to come,” which in turn makes me feel guilty that my hackles rose.
I try hard to never make any retorts
from which I cannot recover. You never
know when someone might be beginning a journey of forgetfulness. You never know when you might follow suit!
It was
Larry’s sister Rhonda’s birthday that day, and also our daughter-in-law
(Joseph’s wife) Jocelyn’s birthday, too.
I sent them each an animated ecard, and we gave Jocelyn a set of
handmade Amish soaps.
Rhonda texted back, “Thank you! I’m 39 again. 😊”
“Yes!” I responded. “Me, too. Love, Jack Benny”
Rhonda added, “I told my granddaughter
that, too. She came back with, ‘39? I would have guessed 30 at the most!’ I think I’ll keep her.”
“That’s better than what one of my
grandsons said to me,” I said. “He said,
‘Let’s see... you’re 85 now, right?’ (And yet, I keep him, too.)”
Victoria sent a picture to several of us of her
Yuki kitty sitting on a stepstool at their refrigerator. I sent back the caption I thought she
needed: “Will somebody PLEEEZZE press the button for ice?!!”
Yuki
likes to play with ice cubes.
Hester then sent
a picture of their Bumble kitty – the kitten Kurt found at one of their jobs a
while back, which Victoria fed with a bottle of kitten formula multiple times
each day and night until it was big enough to eat and drink from a bowl.
Hester wrote, “Wolfy (their big,
fluffy cat) loves ice, too! He won’t
drink tap water, either. 😂”
Tuesday, I
worked on one of the French Braids that make up some of the borders on the Soaring
Eagle quilt. I only got in four hours of
quilting that day.
That evening,
there was visitation at our church for a friend, Gaylan Gehring, who had passed
away. Larry worked for Gehring Ready-Mix
cement company when he was a teenager and for a while after we were married.
Gaylan’s
younger sister is one of my best friends.
Here’s a poem I tucked into her card:
In Thy Presence
Preserve me, O God,
for I trust in Thee;
Look down from heaven
and hear my plea.
Let me walk
uprightly, speaking truth in my heart;
From Thy counsel,
Lord, may I never depart.
I’ve set Thee before
me, and my heart is glad;
I will sing a new
song, for I cannot be sad!
I shall not be moved;
Thou art by my right hand;
In the path of life
will I come to that Land.
Only in Thee shall I
find my delight;
For wherever Thou
art, there will be no night!
With a goodly
heritage I have been blest;
In a garment of
praise I shall be dressed!
I’ll abide in Thy
tabernacle, dwell in Thy mountain;
For my robes have
been washed in the pure, flowing fountain;
Then the things of
earth shall never annoy—
For in Thy presence
is fulness of joy!
Psalms 13, 14, 15,
& 16; Isaiah 61:3; & Revelation 7:14
by Sarah Lynn Jackson
Later, I was quilting away when Teddy called
to tell me that the Northern Lights were making an appearance, and he and Amy
both sent pictures. Soon Victoria sent
some photos, too, and then Joseph did, and my nephew Kelvin, too. Kelvin wrote, “I remember Grandma calling us
outside to see them in June of the early 1980s.”
Here’s one
of Victoria’s pictures, and below is one from Teddy.
Larry
got a few pictures, too, but he keeps forgetting to send them to me.
I’ll
never forget seeing the Aurora Borealis when I was about ten, traveling with my
parents somewhere near Grand Prairie, getting close to the Northwest
Territories. It looked like curtains of
all colors rippling down in front of us and up and over our heads toward the
south. We stopped beside the road and
got out to watch for a good half hour – and not one single vehicle drove by,
the whole time.
Later Tuesday night, somebody on the Northern Lights
Facebook group posted this picture
from somewhere near Blaine, Tennessee, where Todd and Dorcas live. I sent it to Dorcas the next day. (I try to remember the time difference, and
not text her too late.) She said Todd
had gotten a few good shots with his iPhone.
Before and after visitation at the church and
the appearance of the Aurora Borealis, I worked on the French Braids on the
Soaring Eagle quilt.
Wednesday afternoon, we attended our
friend’s funeral. The service, as
always, was a comfort. Gaylan was a kind
man, faithful and true. He suffered with
physical problems for several years, so we are glad to know that he is ‘safe
home’, as the dear old hymn says: “O the
joy upon the shore, To tell our voyage perils o’er!”
After the service, we drove in
procession to the cemetery. There seem
to be a few local idgets who would do well to brush up on proper etiquette when
encountering a funeral procession. At
two of the intersections where there were no police officers directing traffic,
other drivers blared on their horns as the procession passed through red lights
or stop lights. Didn’t they ever read a
driver’s manual?!
There was a short graveside service,
and then we returned to the church for a luncheon. We sat across the table from Teddy and Amy,
and I told them about seeing the Aurora Borealis when I was young and in Canada
with my parents. I always told of
hearing loud snaps and crackles like electrical sparks, and was stumped years
later when I read articles that said there was no sound in Aurora Borealis, as
the aurora is much too high in the atmosphere for any sound to come to our
ears.
“So what was it?” I asked. “Were we hearing lightning and thunder on the
other side of the mountain range?? I
doubt it.”
This photo was taken in Shelby, Montana.
Not long after we got home, Amy sent me an
article, saying, “You weren’t dreaming it.
😊”
The article says this: People
report hearing the Northern Lights because the aurora’s energy can create
sounds through two main mechanisms:
electrical discharges from atmospheric charges near the ground and the
brain interpreting the visual stimulus. The visual aurora is caused by charged
particles from the sun interacting with the Earth’s atmosphere high above,
where the air is too thin for sound to travel to us. However, the electromagnetic changes
associated with the aurora can create an electrical charge near the ground that
discharges as a sound.
I looked it up, and learned more:
The Connection to Ground-Level Sounds:
·
Brush discharge: Auroral activity can build up a static
electric charge in the atmosphere near the ground. On cold, still nights, this can cause the
charge to discharge as crackling or popping sounds from objects like trees and
bushes, which are much closer to you than the aurora itself.
·
Electromagnetic induction: As the aurora
moves and its electromagnetic field changes, it can induce an electric current
and charge in nearby objects, even on the observer's clothes or eyeglasses. This can lead to a static-like sound being
created locally.
·
Acoustic phenomena: Some research has detected very
low-frequency radio waves from auroras that can be converted into audible sound
by everyday materials acting as antennae.
I wrote back to Amy, “Well, I’m glad
to know that! From the time it happened,
I always told that story and said we heard it crackling and popping like
everything – we all heard it! And then,
some years back when I was reading about it on the Internet, it said there was
absolutely no way to hear the aurora. The
article was written by aurora scientists, and I thought they surely ought to
know what they were talking about. But
Daddy, Mama, and I all heard those loud staticky, crackling noises. And yes, just like your article says, the
sounds did seem to be quite low to the ground. So did those streams and ripples of light,
though! Imagine what they would’ve
looked like on today’s cameras.”
The Northern Lights were bright
Wednesday night, too. I sent this
picture to an older cousin of Larry’s who is in a nursing home in Canby,
Minnesota. This was taken near Monroe,
Minnesota, just a bit southeast of Canby.
Meanwhile, I got back to my quilting
studio, and managed to do 4 ½ hours of quilting that evening. One French Braid was now done.
Some online quilting friends were
talking about making applesauce, which always bring back memories for me.
When I was little, we’d go visit my
grandmother, who lived about 600 miles away.
She’d make fresh bread, homemade butter, and applesauce with just the
scantest flecks of cinnamon. Then she’d
fill a heavy stoneware bowl with warm applesauce, give me a slice of steaming
hot bread with soft, melting butter on it, and I’d go out her back door, down a
stone porch, and follow a winding flagstone pathway through tall firs and
magnolia trees to an old wrought iron bench tucked between fragrant lilac
bushes and lilies-of-the-valley. I
tiptoed so as not to step on all the little lavender and yellow violas blooming
alongside the flagstones. I’d sit there
on that bench and dip my bread in the applesauce and listen to the multitudes
of birds: goldfinches, mockingbirds,
cardinals, eastern bluebirds, Carolina wrens, chickadees, and dozens more.
I thought Grandma’s yard was an
enormous, woodsy area that went on forever.
Grandma died when I was twelve, and I didn’t see that house again until
I was in my twenties, when I showed it to Larry and some of the children.
Imagine my astonishment to discover
that Grandma’s back yard had shrunk.
That yard was quite small, really; perhaps it was just the bushes and
firs that gave it such a feeling of largeness, with the seclusion it offered. Things seem different, to a child!
Still, no adult view of time and place
can take away those wonderful memories of fresh bread, applesauce, and homemade
butter in Grandma’s wonderful back yard.
Once upon a time when I was a
fresh-hatched newlywed, I decided to make applesauce. I worked long and
hard over what seemed like bushels upon bushels of apples (I never was
known for moderation). I didn’t have an apple peeler, either. I
peeled all those apples with a knife.
Finally, the job was nearing
completion. But... I couldn’t understand why the sauce was such a strange
texture, all grainy and odd. The flavor was excellent... but... it just
wasn’t quite right. I put a pint into the blender and ran it on high for
a bit, to see if that would help. It helped, but it still wasn’t
right. My one and only cookbook, Betty
Crocker, had no recipe for applesauce. Why would I need a recipe,
anyway?? Making applesauce should be pretty straightforward, shouldn’t
it?
I called my mother. “This
applesauce isn’t right!” I described it. “The texture is like I
made it in a sand pail without rinsing out the sand first!”
“How long did you cook it?” asked
Mama.
<pause>
Uh, cook it?
“Cook it?” I squeaked, doubtless
sounding like a clueless, fresh-hatched, 18-year-old newlywed.
And then my sweet mother, who never, ever
laughed at her children, ...... laughed. And she couldn’t quit
laughing.
“It’s not that funny!” I protested just as she was collecting herself,
which set her off all over again.
She told me what to do. So I put
my many giant bowls (how did my friends know they should give me half a dozen
giant bowls for my wedding, anyway?) of grainy, uncooked applesauce into a
couple of humongous pots (and how did they know they should give me a couple of
humongous pots?), and cooked and simmered the applesauce until it was exactly
right. Mmmmm, mmmm, was that ever
scrumptious stuff. Larry had homemade applesauce (and homemade bread,
which was one of my favorite things to make) for his lunch for quite a long
while thereafter. I shared several quarts of it, too – that’s what’s fun
about cooking/baking/canning/freezing: the sharing. (Oh, and
yesirree, I gave some to my mother and father, I did.)
Thursday, I gathered up some Sparkling
Mandarin Celsius, a tall thermal mug of Pumpkin Spice cold brew, and a cup of Pumpkin
Spice hot coffee, and headed upstairs to my quilting room, determined to get a
little more done than I had the last couple of days.
I managed six hours before my back
protested too loudly to ignore. I feel
like I’m moving at a snail’s pace! Gotta
get this done soon enough before Christmas to have time to collect and then
wrap or bag gifts.
There was a large grass fire south of Mullen, some 215
miles to our west, that day. About a
dozen fire departments joined forces Thursday afternoon to battle.
By the next morning, a plane was checking for hot spots,
and the fire had been contained. A
spray-plane pilot estimated the burn area to be between 1,200 and 1,800 acres,
though others on the ground thought it was much larger. This marks the second significant grass fire
in that area this month. Both appear to
have been sparked by a vehicle. The
first fire burned more than 500 acres.
Late that afternoon, FedEx delivered a
Walmart order in a big box – ‘somewheres else’, as Caleb used to say. The house pictured on the FedEx tracking page
was not mine, nor did I recognize it. Judging
by Columbus’ Facebook pages, FedEx does this regularly.
Our supper that evening was chicken,
baked potatoes, carrots, and onions, grape/cranberry juice, and Moose Tracks
ice cream.
I waited a few hours, and when no
large box was forthcoming, contacted Walmart.
They immediately issued a refund, putting it into my Walmart wallet. I promptly reordered.
Later that night, somebody brought the
wayward box to us. I suppose it was the
homeowner where the box was left; it was not FedEx.
So Friday morning, I let Walmart know
what had happened and said I would pay for it; but they thanked me for being a
loyal customer for several decades, and for being honest, and told me to keep
it. They have it on record when I wound
up with a much nicer (and higher-priced) folding table for my sewing room than
I had ordered, and I called and told them I would pay the difference.
It was actually the table I really
wanted, but it was pricey, so I ordered a cheaper, smaller one. They told me to just keep the table, and
enjoy it, and I was not to pay a penny more.
Late that morning, it was 67° on the way up
to 77°, bright and sunny. I filled the
bird feeders, watered an indoor plant, and headed upstairs to continue quilting,
starting work on the central panel.
It was granddaughter Elsie’s 9th birthday
that day. She’s Teddy and Amy’s youngest. That afternoon, I took her a birthday
present. We gave her a kit for making
braided, beaded bracelets, and a set of sparkly markers.
That evening, I made meatloaf like my
mother used to make it, with crackers and eggs, and opened a can of sliced
beets to go with it. It made me remember
the time I took Loren a meal with these things, and he smiled down at his plate
and bowl and said, “This is just what Mama used to make!” I hadn’t realized that she often had beets to
go with meatloaf, but that probably explains why I like it together. Larry brought home some cookies from one of
the truck stops where they make them fresh, so that was dessert, along with ice
cream.
It was very nice on Saturday, 67°,
bright and sunny. I had Cream of Rice
with lots of butter and some brown sugar for breakfast. Just ¼ cup of Cream of Rice and 1 cup of water
make such a big bowlful, I don’t even want a snack between breakfast and
supper.
I cleaned the kitchen, then went up to
my sewing room.
Our cousin in the nursing home
sometimes tells of getting left in the dining room for an hour or more, while
other more needy residents draw the attention of the nurses. She is at risk for falling, so she cannot
walk on her own, and she cannot propel her wheelchair, as she has a hand and
arm that do not work well.
“If you could just give a big, loud whistle!”
I said. 😂😆
I learned to whistle when I was 12. Not the melodious kind of whistling; I
already knew how to do that. I’m talking
about the kind that’s loud enough to blow you off your chair. I learned to do it without using fingers,
only my tongue, late one night as I was lying in bed. My parents were asleep.
I had noticed that by curling my tongue and blowing, I
could make a sort of hollow, almost-whistling sound, and I thought, You
know, if I could get my tongue curled exactly right, and blow hard
enough...
I curled my tongue just right, took a giant breath big
enough to expand my lungs a good three inches all around — and let loose with
all my might and main.
WHEEEETWHEW!
Mama and Daddy woke up.
The entire west side of Columbus woke up.
I heard two pairs of bare feet hitting the floor,
PLOP-PLOP, PLOP-PLOP, and then they
who always knocked on my door before entering entered side by side without
benefit of knocking first or of even announcing
themselves.
I mean, they barreled into that room.
Daddy: “What was THAT?!!!!!”
Me, meekly: “I was learning to whistle.”
Daddy, taking a deep breath: “You learned.”
Mama, sitting down limply on the bed: “My
goodness.” Then, “I thought...” She swallowed. “I thought you
were being kidnapped.”
The following year, we went to
Colorado, traveling in a new International Travelall, with which we were
pulling a 31-foot Airstream camper. The
International was geared too high, and it barely made it up to the new
Eisenhower tunnel, just completed in March of 1973. The silence was deafening as we crept along,
15 miles per hour, then 10, then even slower. But we finally made it.
The other side of the mountain is even
steeper, so Daddy didn’t want to continue, for fear we wouldn’t be able to get
back up the mountain again. But how to
turn around? That was the question. There was a tunnel under the highway on the
west side of the Eisenhower, one that the construction crew had used. Daddy pulled onto the shoulder of the
Interstate, and we walked down the ramp and then under the highway to see if we
could make it through the construction tunnel with our camper without getting
into a bad situation. Daddy was always a
cautious trailerer … unlike my husband, who most generally tries things before
looking, and just hopes for the best. The
eternal optimist (or calamitist, take your pick).
So there we were, walking through the
tunnel, a big, long, under-the-road tunnel, Daddy, my big dog Sparkle, and I. Our hair had not yet smoothed itself down
completely after that scary will-we-make-it-or-will-we-not drive up to the
Eisenhower. Remember that.
Now tell me, what do you like to do in
tunnels?
You like to honk, of course. Because it echoes so satisfactorily, you know.
I didn’t have a horn.
But I did have a whistle.
So... I whistled.
Daddy ran in place some several feet
off the ground for a time, until gravity regained its grip on him.
Even as he came back earthward, he was
yelling, “S-ss-ss-arah Lynn-nn-nn-!!!”
Even I had been a wee bit amazed at
the loudness (and the echoiness) of that whistle.
So, in my best humble tone, I said,
said I, “Huh?”
Good thing Daddy had a sense of humor.
I seldom
order quilting books, though I enjoy them, old and new, historic, or full of
patterns. I hardly ever buy quilting
patterns, either, since I usually design what I want in EQ8. But EQ8’s rendition of a Bargello quilt is
pathetic. I could design one in the
EasyDraw function, I’m sure; but to say it would be ‘easy’ would certainly be
stretching things. Furthermore, I’ve
never made one before, and don’t care to try to wing it on the first attempt.
Therefore,
I bought a book! It just arrived a
couple of days ago. I even got all
carried away and ordered some fancy beaded pins with letters of the alphabet on
them, to keep the Bargello strips in order. I have no idea when I’ll start on this, since
a whole lot of other quilts and projects must come first; but at least I’ll be
ready when the time comes.
Hannah told me the following story
that evening:
She was making all the fixin’s for
hamburgers. After a bit, she called to
Bobby, “Would you like to come put your burger together the way you’d like?”
Quick as a wink, Joanna informed him,
“Mama doesn’t want to be your Hamburger Helper.” hee hee
“She’s so fast, we wonder how she
comes up with things like that,” Hannah remarked.
I can just imagine her deadpan face as
she said it. 😆
That day
I worked on the narrower French Braids at the sides of the quilt, and did more
quilting on the sky of the Soaring Eagle panel.
I also hemmed a jeans skirt for Elsie. I only broke one needle, yay! 😬🙄
Wow, I only put in 24 ½ hours of
quilting on the Soaring Eagle quilt. I did get interrupted
by visitation and a funeral and a birthday; but still! I’d better do a whole lot better this
week.
For several days now, the readout on the dash
of the Mercedes has been telling us to check the coolant. Larry did so yesterday – and discovered that
the problem was caused by the mechanic at Mercedes-Benz in Omaha not getting
the cap back on properly. He topped it
up, and the notification went away. If
only everything was so easily remedied.
We picked up a grocery order at Walmart last
night. I’d ordered a sugared plum and
peach pie, but that was out of stock, and they substituted a cherry pie for it.
It was ready-made and not as good as the
Marie Callender frozen pies I sometimes get. I had ordered some Haagen Dazs mango ice
cream, but that, too, was out of stock. They substituted Haagen Dazs pineapple coconut
ice cream. Those ice creams come in
small pint cartons, and they’re sort of pricey.
I was really looking forward to the
sugared plum and peach pie with mango ice cream! Instead, we had a slice of the cherry pie,
warmed in the microwave, with some Extra-Creamy Cool Whip. Not the best... but not the worst, either.
Too many Sunday nights after church when I retire to my
recliner, my second toe cramps, first on one foot, and then on the other. A week ago as I was climbing into bed after a
bout of toe-cramping that went on for a couple of hours, the arch of one foot
cramped. Yikes, that wasn’t nice. This never (or hardly ever) happens any other
day. I go barefoot (or wear socks) every
other day; so it’s just gotta be the dress shoes causing it.
I decided I needed some new church
shoes, and accordingly went on an eBay hunt.
Here, how are these? I wonder what everyone would think if I came blundering into church with these on. 😂
And I don’t suppose these would help the toe-cramping problem much?
I obviously have excellent taste,
because every time I spot a pair that I like, I discover they’re anywhere from
$85 to $500.
And then I found them: two lots with six pairs of shoes in each lot,
brand new, size 7, $60 per lot, with an option to make an offer. I offered $45 for each lot – and within three
or four hours, both offers had been accepted, and a shipping label had been
made. $90 for 12 pairs of brand-new
shoes – and free shipping. That’s only
$7.50 a pair.
It’s always a little risky to order shoes
online, though this seller does allow returns.
These shoes have been stored haphazardly, so they say, and might have
some blemishes. They may not fit exactly
right. But... $7.50 a pair!
The brands are Thom McAn, Basic Edition,
Cobbie Cuddlers, Joe Boxer, Attention, Jacyln Smith, Athletech, and others. They should be here in two or three days.
If any don’t fit, I’ll just find someone to
pawn them off on. 😏
This afternoon I took Leroy a birthday
present; he’s 14. He’s Teddy and Amy’s
sixth child. We gave him a soft blue and
black hoodie and a pocketknife. I
returned Elsie’s skirt, too.
It’s an overcast day this morning, just 43°
on the way up to 49°. When I put the
bird feeders out earlier, all I heard were some robins out in the trees. The little songbirds haven’t been at the
feeders for weeks. A couple of blue jays
had a few black-oil sunflower seeds and a bit of suet, but they didn’t stay
long. I guess the birds are all out in
the recently-harvested fields gorging on grain and insects. They’ll be back, after the first hard freeze.
It’s National Take a Hike Day. Just march around saying, “Take a hike!” to
anybody you run into, and then when they act offended, you can be all innocent:
“What?!! It’s National Take a Hike Day, didn’t you
know?!”
,,,>^..^<,,, Sarah Lynn ,,,>^..^<,,,