I’ve been noticing lately
that it must be the style to have every other fingernail painted and decorated
differently. What this means is, I am in
style! My fingernails go like this: short, long, crooked, short,
long.
Loren and Norma are
working on cleaning things out of Norma’s house. Big job!
They’re giving things away to children and grandchildren – things that
they’d given Loren or Norma in the first place, or things they might need. As soon as things are fairly well sorted,
they’ll call in the troops, and scores of able-bodied offspring will haul
everything out and take things to their various destinations.
I woke up with a
bad cold Tuesday, and it’s still hanging on. So much for that flu shot we
had to get three weeks ago; whatever I have must not be the particular strain that
the flu shot was supposed to protect against. It was so nice out, I should’ve been working
in the flower gardens; but flower-garden work didn’t sound like any fun at
all. 😒😕
Since I made my
Facebook page public, in order to promote my quilting business, I get some oddball
comments at times. The other day,
someone sent me this Private Message:
“Please post.”
?
I wonder what she
wants me to post? I thought about writing back, “Please send me details
of make, model, and year, and I’ll post right away to Craigslist, eBay, and our
local paper. Thanks for requesting my
services. I charge $150/hr. Invoice to follow.”
I’ve been posting, for crying out loud. I’ve posted scenery shots, bird photos, rug
pictures, quilt photos, skirt photos...
Yes, rug
pictures. While I await a quilt from one
of my customers, not wanting to tie up the quilting frame with the Americana
Eagle quilt on which I plan to do time-consuming custom quilting, I’ve been
cutting 2” x 3” rectangles of double knits for rag-shag rugs. Tuesday I
cut approximately seven yards of grays, burgundies, reds, and blues into
rectangles, and Wednesday I cut a couple of yards of blues and creams.
That’s enough for at least two good-sized rugs.
It’s hard to
believe that it’s been seven years since I made rag-shag rugs for our two
oldest grandchildren. Those rugs are still wearing well – they’d probably
survive forever, if the thread was made of Crypton. Here are those rugs: Aaron’s and Joanna’s
Crypton, by the
way, has nothing to do with Superman’s ‘Krypton’. Rather, it’s a high-performance, durable
fabric. (So far as I know, they don’t make Crypton thread. Yet.)
Hester wrote Thursday
afternoon to say that Baby Keira was doing good. Her doctors had put her back on the
respirator for another week or so, as she was having to work too hard without
it. They would just concentrate on helping
her grow for a bit.
This was not
unexpected, and not considered an emergency. She’s tolerating her feedings
well.
Crabapple blossoms |
Someone save
me! I’ve had an episode of ‘mustn’t waste this, gotta use this’, just
like I always have when I’m plowing my way through double knits and come
upon a couple of pieces of suit-quality knits. One is navy with a
herringbone pattern to the weave, the other is cream with little white nubs
woven in, so it looks like raw linen. And, though I tried hard not
to, I thought, These pieces would make really nice skirts, and I need
new cream and navy skirts.
And then, entirely
without my permission, my feet took me to my pattern file (I have one of those
deep metal files like they use in fabric stores, with three wide drawers), and
several skirt patterns just seemed to jump into my hands.
The pattern was
soon out of the envelope and spreading itself all over the fabric. Aarrrgghh!!!
I’ve fallen off the wagon!
And the siren song
with its dulcet tones trills on, sultry and alluring...
Soon I’ll be
attending a meeting, standing and announcing, “My name is Sarah Lynn; I’m a seamstress
and I like to sew.”
By
evening, one skirt was done, with one more to go. Two bins were full of rectangular pieces for
rugs. I took some time out for a supper
of fresh corn on the cob, grapefruit, and cookies.
“Was that ALL you had for supper, Sarah Lynn?” asked a
friend. “I hope not!” to which I
retorted, “Said the lady who once told us she had two different kinds of cake for
supper! Ha!”
I cooked enough corn on the cob, we could’ve had three
large roasting ears apiece, but we were both full after only two. Next, a big, juicy red grapefruit… then a
couple of German shortbread cookies… and we topped it all off with a Schwan’s
Signature bar (Schwan’s vanilla ice cream with caramel drizzled through it,
with a chocolate coating). That was more
than enough. We both watch our weight –
Larry, because if he keeps his weight down, he doesn’t have to take blood
pressure medication; and me, because if I keep my weight down, arthritic joints
don’t protest so loudly on my many treks up and down the stairs of our
multi-storied house. Those Schwan’s bars
were rare treats for us. Our diet is
heavy on the vegetables and fruit.
Once supper was
over, I finished skirt #2 and cut the leftovers into pieces for the rag-shag
rugs. I found some fabric that will work for rug backs in my bins
downstairs – it’s a fairly heavy, tightly woven gabardine in medium gray.
I have a jar of some sort of rubbery stuff to paint on the back to make the run
non-slip. I was ready to start!
“Wish you lived
closer,” wrote a friend from Canada. “I
have a full cupboard (floor to ceiling) of garment fabric that will need to
find a new home. I pulled out at least a dozen different fabrics that
would make great skirts, etc.”
The lady lives in
Ontario. I could hunt around online for, oh, say, a tractor or scissor
lift or loader or ditch-witch in her neighborhood, show it to Larry every time
he’s about to fall asleep (so that he subliminally thinks he thought of it
himself)... and it wouldn’t hurt to talk about the British Columbian Rockies
(which, I suspect, he believes run east and west, all across the provinces)
------ and then when we get to the location of the hunk of motorized metal
whatever-it-is, I can point, “Oh, look, look! There’s Aubree’s house
(name changed to keep all and sundry from arriving on her doorstep), and she
has fabric!”
Good plan?
Amongst the double
knits, I found a wide navy and white stripe knit that would make the perfect
nautical top to go with the navy skirt. I even found a pattern for it,
too. Wouldn’t that look fetching for our 4th of July picnic?
In sewing these two
skirts, I once again marveled over the wonderful job my serger does with knits,
whether single or double. What I wouldn’t have given to have had a
serger, back in the days of making my own knit clothes, in the 70s and early
80s! And again when I made so many, many children’s clothes, all through
the 80s and 90s.
Someone
asked if shag rugs of double knit are comfortable to stand on. Yes, they’re nice on the feet; but if you really
want soft and cozy, make them out of T-shirt knits. The thing is, I don’t have T-shirt
knits – but I have several large
boxes of double knits. Sooo...
double knits it is.
I spent all of
Friday and Saturday sewing the rag-shag rugs, with a few breaks to sweep,
vacuum, and wash dishes and clothes.
The orioles made
short work of the suet, and I trotted outside to refill the wire frame and pour
sunflower seeds into the feeder. The
orioles are not only brilliant, they also sing like opera warblers!
If the birds knew
how many times I’ve cut up an orange with the noble purpose of nailing it to a
tree out back ---- and then snarfed it down myself, they’d congregate in
giant flocks and attack me the next time I head out to my flower
gardens. 😆
Maybe the solution
for this would be to buy more oranges?
Do you know, I
haven’t seen a single butterfly yet this year? But the moths are
back, yes indeedy. A couple of nights
ago, I saw several white satin moths. Should’ve grabbed my camera, but I
was too lazy. Oh, haha --- I looked for a picture of one online, and came
up with a couple ...... on my very own blog, circa 2015. heh heh
In the yard, the
fruit trees are in bloom, the daffodils and tulips are blossoming, and there
are big buds on the iris stems.
The bunnies still
haven’t a brain in their heads, and lollipy-lop through our yard regardless of
fierce cats lurking way too close for comfort.
I suspect they’re making their nests right in the Danger Zone, too.
Teensy does his
best to look innocent, but believe me, he’s not.
Dorcas wrote to
say, “I just mailed your card this morning so it’s going to be late 😳 but Happy Mother’s Day!!!”
“Thank
you!” I replied. “I’ll hang onto my
title as ‘Mother’ until the card gets here, so it’ll still be applicable. 😃”
This Mother's Day
is the first for both Hester and for Victoria.
The ruffled
daffodils are in bloom. I like ruffly
stuff. I used to have hundreds and hundreds of ruffled and multi-colored
tulips ----- but I made the grave error of interspersing them amongst the
daylilies, and learned only after the majority of them had expired and
vanished that daylily rhizomes put off a chemical that works almost like
battery acid on tulip bulbs.
At least I took
pictures, when the tulips were in bloom.
Didn’t get many of the ruffled ones, though.
As I work on this
rag-shag rug, sewing pieces onto the ecru gabardine I found, I’m thinking, Wow,
what a waste of this perfectly good gabardine. I could’ve made a really
nice suit out of it.
And I could
certainly use a new ecru skirt... Well, maybe there’ll be enough leftover
fabric for a fitted skirt. If so, I’ll do it up good, with topstitched
seams, pockets, belt loops, and a pleated back vent. I have the perfect
pattern for it...
Saturday afternoon,
Larry bought a pretty silver frame at Hobby Lobby. I printed one of our favorite pictures of
Loren and Norma, taken at their wedding, put it into the frame, and that was Norma’s
Mother's Day gift.
By bedtime, the
rag-shag rug measured about 23" x 26"; so it was about a third done. More photos here.
Birds were busy at
our feeders yesterday: downy
woodpeckers, English sparrows, goldfinches, cardinals, brown thrashers,
red-winged blackbirds, common grackles, house wrens, blue jays... and on
the ground, gleaning the fallout, were the mourning doves, Eurasian collared
doves, song sparrows, dark-eyed juncos, white-crowned sparrows... The
latter two will be moving on north very shortly, I’m sure.
I didn’t get over
this nasty cold enough to go to church, so I didn’t get to wear my Mother’s Day
corsage, waa waa waa. Bobby asked Larry why he didn’t wear the
corsage, as a stand-in for me. hee hee
I decided to wear
the corsage anyway. I can wear it at home, too,
right?? I don’t have to just wear it to church,
do I???!
I pinned it on.
Then I decided to
take a selfie (hard to do, with a big ol’ honkin’ Canon EOS Rebel T5i, heh. But ah done it! A little crooked and a little off-center, but
ah done it.
When Teddy was a
baby, I looked down at him (sitting on my lap) in the middle of the church service
to discover him making a terrible face, like this, sorta (no, that’s not him):
I removed a few
petals from his mouth and whispered in his ear, “Leave my flower alone.”
And he did, though he glanced at the tempting thing rather wide-eyed a few times.
Remember the woman
who sent me the Private Message, “Please post”?
Look what she wrote under the pictures of the rag rug I’m making: “How too would help”
(Her keyboard, in addition to being impolite, must have no punctuation
marks. Pluss, it misspeels thangs.)
I replied with my
standard, “?”
Yes, I realize she’s asking for a tutorial. But those ‘toos’
instead of ‘tos’ always boggle my brain for a moment or two. I could respond, “Say pleeeeeeeeeeze! And
then I’ll think about it. But only if you learn the difference
between ‘too’ and ‘to’.”
You know,
punctuation (or the lack thereof) and misspellings don’t bother me, when
they’re not mingled with rudeness. Much.
Hannah made me a
pretty little plaque of laser-cut wood on which she used pastel chalks and
affixed quilled flowers...... here, I’ll just go take a picture of it.
...
...
...
Okay, I’m
back. Did you miss me? Here it is:
à
Last night Hester
sent a picture, writing, “Keira loves her bathtime. 👶🏻 ”
“Her eyes are
looking brighter!” I replied, “And the respirator is off!”
And this time they
removed the little piece that they’d attached to her nose to hold the tube in
place, because they don’t expect she’ll need it again.
“She’s definitely
getting much more alert,” answered Hester.
“She’s 3 lbs., 1 oz., tonight.”
“That’s so good to
hear,” I responded. “Every little ounce makes a difference!”
Then I added, “It’s
your first Mother’s Day! By next year, you should have a bouncing baby
just about ready to trot around the house.”
“Seems
like a long time away right now, but probably will go by too fast,” she agreed.
When
Hester was about 1 ½, she had a sad-sounding little question she asked every
time we got ready to head out the door and go somewhere. I asked her to repeat it... again... and
again... and then I finally said, “I’m sorry, Mama doesn’t know what you’re
saying!”
“Hestuh
doesn’t, eezer,” she replied sadly.
I kept
hoping she’d learn to say it clearly, but she stopped saying it before I
figured it out.
A friend wrote to say that her family gave her some bird
feeders for Mother's Day. She wanted tips
on getting birds to the feeders.
Since others have
asked the same question, I’ll add my answer to this letter:
Get black oil
sunflower seeds, not the harder striped seeds, unless you want only big birds –
Brewer’s blackbirds, common grackle, blue jays. The black oil sunflower
seeds have softer shells, and all the different types of finches, sparrows,
juncos, buntings, cardinals, etc., will be able to crack open the hulls to get
to the seeds. Of course the bigger birds will love them, too.
Get Nyjer seed for
your finch feeders, not the cheaper mixtures that have a whole lot of millet
for filler. People think they’re getting by without so much expense, and
they think the birds like those mixtures ---- but if they’d watch with
binoculars while the birds eat (or check the ground carefully), they’d see all
those birds clearing out most of that millet (little round yellow seeds) and
whisking it away to the ground in order to get to the few preferred seeds in
the mix. If you don’t have a finch
feeder (the kind with perches in front of the portals), you can get ‘socks’
filled with Nyjer seed; the little birds will cling to them and pluck the seeds
through the wide weave of the fabric.
Peach blossoms |
I found a value
pack of suet for my wire suet feeder that many birds (orioles, downy and hairy
woodpeckers, cardinals, blue jays, sparrows, grackles) love: High Energy Suet
I even have
pictures of a young robin trying his bestest to hover long enough to grab
chunks of that suet. His feet were all akimbo, wings flapping like
crazy... so funny. His mother stood on the deck rail and watched him,
obviously thinking, Where did I go wrong?! That dumb kid.
Worms!! We were built for worms!!!
Cut oranges in
half, smear a bit of jelly on them, and nail them high on a tree trunk, and
orioles will love you so much, they’ll probably nest in your hair------- er, yard.
You can get oriole feeders and hummingbird feeders, too. We only have
hummingbirds as they’re migrating through; they don’t nest here. But they
adore my lilacs in the springtime and hosta blossoms in the fall. For my
feeders, I mix one cup of sugar to four cups of water, boil it, cool it, pour
some in the feeder, and refrigerator the rest. In warm weather, change
the concoction every two or three days.
If you want
bluebirds, chickadees, wrens, warblers ---- those birds with the smaller,
thinner beaks ---- get a hanging tray and fill it with dried mealworms.
(Don’t do what I did once and just put a tray on a deck table; I discovered
that, after the sun went down, the opossums and the skunks and the raccoons
come gleefully waddling all the way up an entire flight of steps to get to
deck! Well, go ahead and do it, I guess, if you like spending money on
dried mealworms and getting really cute pictures of opossums and skunks and
raccoons on your deck table. heh)
Okay, that’s a long
enough thesis for now. 😉
And now the woman
with the rude keyboard posts this:
“Trying
to re enter my Facebook acct with the 6 digit code . Help please”
What I want to know
is, how did she post that, if she wasn’t signed in? She also sent me, via
Private Message, a cartoon of Goofy, the Walt Disney dog. The caption was in Swahili, I think. Or Flemish.
How would I know? I’m an Englishman.
She couldn’t have
done those things if she wasn’t signed in.
I’d unfriend her,
but I’d miss out on all this entertainment.
Victoria suggested,
“I bet she’s trying to sign
in from a different device. That’s
normally when they ask you for the two-way verification. She could be signed on the computer or her
phone, and trying to sign in on the other. I don’t know. 😆”
Well, but... am I
supposed to know her verification code???
I could write, “Please send me your bank account number, and I’ll send
you a verification code posthaste.”
Oh!!! I just discovered that she has three
different Facebook pages – and she’s posting things – different things – on all three, and furthermore, all three of her
are in my Friends list! My Friends list
is so large, I hadn’t even noticed.
Maybe she’s identical triplets (same face, same family, same location,
same stats), and her mother named all three the same name so no one could ever
accuse her of mixing them up?
Or maybe the woman
makes herself a new page each time she can’t get signed in.
Well, I can’t
‘unfriend’ her now. This could be as good as a soap opera.
Hannah is doing
better, though that everlasting headache still bothers her. There is
still a vibration in her sinuses – “particularly when anything is in the key of
F,” she wrote, which made me laugh. (She
shouldn’t write funny things, if she doesn’t want to tickle my funnybone. I sympathize; really, I do; but that was
funny.)
This reminded me of
the time I knew something was wrong with my cute little Renault Le Car, back
when I was a teenager. Daddy, after peering under the hood, was so proud
of me for knowing something was the matter (a vacuum hose had come loose),
thinking I was turning out to be a good mechanic, just like he was.
“How did you know
something was the matter?” he asked.
“Because at 65 mph,
the motor was humming a B flat instead of a B natural,” I told him.
He clapped a hand to
his forehead. “She’s just musical, not mechanical,” he moaned. 😃
Today I put my
corsage in a little blue speckled metal enameled cup, filled it with water, and
set it in the middle of the table, which is what I do with my corsage each
year. Or least, that’s what I’ve done in
recent years. No more of this carefully putting it back in
its box and then into the refrigerator, in order to save it and wear it again
to the next church service.
Did I ever
remember??
Not once.
But when it’s here
on the table beside my laptop, I can look at it, smell the flowers, and enjoy
it for several more days.
I opened pretty
cards some of the girls sent home with Larry last night, and found some money
from Lydia, along with a note ordering me to buy something that I did not need, but that I wanted.
I wrote her a thank-you note and asked, “What if they’re one and the
same thing – something I both need and want???”
I pondered... and
suddenly I knew what I wanted to get (and I don’t really need them):
Boots. Dress
boots, to be precise.
I’ve especially
wanted some ever since the last funeral we attended, when we had to walk
through snow to get to the gravesite, and I had my black Sorels – perfectly
good boots in their right, lined, warm, and non-skid -------- but I felt like a
draggletailed tatterdemalion of a ragamuffin next to a slim little friend of
ours in her dainty heeled boots.
I whispered as much
to Victoria, who was on my other side, and she hissed back, “Well, at least
they’re not yellow!!!”
You know, you
really AREN’T supposed to cackle right in the middle of a graveside service.
“Hush!” I
remonstrated, trying desperately to keep a straight face.
Okay, the boots are
ordered.
...
...
...
Now I need a new
brown leather coat.
,,,>^..^<,,, Sarah Lynn ,,,>^..^<,,,
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