Last Monday, Bobby and Hannah and a couple of
the kids sent me pictures from their excursion that day. They’d rented a couple of Jeeps and gone on
trails over the mountains near Silverton.
There’s the town, as seen from the top of Kendall Pass, elevation 12,800
feet.
“Looks like fun!” I said, and then,
turning into my own mother, I added, “But be careful! I like all of you in one piece. One piece apiece, that is.”
I completed the impersonation with the
following dire tale: A boulder fell on
an open-topped Jeep in Glacier National Park in Montana last week on Going to
the Sun Road. A helicopter came in and
got the driver, but he has since passed away.
I told Bobby, “Your mother once said
that your father saved tread on the front passenger tire (her tire, you
understand), by hanging it off the edges of the road on high mountain passes.” π
I love the mountains. I particularly love the green valleys, with
mountains all around, and a river rushing past.
“We saw some moose cavorting about in
a lake on California Pass,” said Bobby, sending this picture.
Tuesday
morning, as usual, I refilled and rehung the bird feeders, made my bed, took a
shower, and went to play the piano.
CrrrrrRRRRAAaaaaSSHSHHSH!!
I broke
one of the C2 strings (two octaves below middle C).
Rats. Those low bass strings are custom-wound
copper-over-steel, and they are not cheap. π Levi can replace it for me, but it’s not a very
easy job. I’m giving him good
practice! π
My piano
is a 5’ 8” Baldwin grand. When our AC
went kaput last summer, the heat and humidity did a bad number on the piano
strings. They didn’t just go out of
tune; they rusted! π
At least
the note has a double string, and it’s not too awfully noticeable that one is
missing. I made myself a tall mug of Caramel
Apple Pie cold-brew coffee to calm my nerves.
π
After
drying my hair, putting a few curls in, and eating breakfast, I headed upstairs
to my quilting studio to work on the Crinoline Ladies quilt.
It was hot that day, still 87° at 4:30
p.m., with a heat index of 94°. But it
was nice and cool in my quilting studio, thankfully.
I happened to be looking toward the window
when a young Northern Flicker flew past and landed in a tree a few feet away. There he sat, chirping and looking around, wondering
why Branch Dash was taking so long.
Soon one of his parents arrived with a big
juicy bug for him. He gulped it and
promptly went back to squawking.
“More! More! More!”
They’re such pretty woodpeckers. And they’re LOUD.
Speaking of loud birds, my parents once
‘birdsat’ for some friends of ours, Bernie and Gay, when they had to traveled somewhere.
The parrot didn’t make a whole lot of
noise (probably missing its familiar surroundings) until my father began
praying before a meal.
At that point, when everything got
quiet, the bird went into Loud Jabber Mode.
One of his favorite statements had obviously been taught to him by Gay: “Bernie is a Bird-Brained Blabbermouth!”
His next favorite, “Bernie kissed
a Bird-Brained Blabbermouth!” had presumably been taught to the bird by Bernie
himself, in retaliation.
Sometimes it garbled its former
address together with nursery rhymes: “Hickory,
dickory, dock! The mouse ran up the
Northwest Depot!” (Bernie had worked for
the railroad.)
A couple of times of that, and
my father made sure the feathered loudmouth had a bag over its cage before he
started praying.
For supper that night, we had venison roast,
potatoes, onion, and carrots, cooked in the Instant Pot. I put in enough that we could have leftovers
after church Wednesday night.
As I quilted, I kept hearing a crop duster
going over, low. I ran to the windows several
times to see it, but I chose the wrong window every single time. π
After some research, we decided to switch
from the too-expensive Verizon to Straight Talk Platinum service. They use Verizon’s coverage, and Verizon has
by far the best coverage in rural Nebraska right now. Two lines with the Platinum plan will be $115
a month – and that will include unlimited almost-everything, including
high-speed hotspot data. That’s better
than we have right now; my high-speed hotspot data usually runs out and I get
throttled down to 3 or 4G several days before the monthly reset. Right while I was chatting online with a
helpful person from Straight Talk, my monthly Verizon bill arrived: $385.44.
π§
At 11:30
p.m., I received this picture from Victoria:
She had
also sent a post with the baby’s name, but it hadn’t arrived yet. Victoria likes teasers!
“Oh!” I
texted back, “Are those brand-spankin’-new little piggy-toes?!!”
Just before she responded, the name
showed up: Russell David. It was a new baby boy. π
Born at 10:31 p.m., he weighed 8 lbs.
8 oz.
Half an hour later, I finally got to see
the north end of the new baby. He
was just a few minutes old, and he was obviously wondering who in the
world turned on all the lights.
“Sweet baby,” I wrote to
Victoria. “I wonder what babies are
thinking, all fresh-hatched?”
I then answered my own question: “Probably, ‘Am I hungry?’ And ‘Are you my mother?’
Victoria answered at precisely the
same instant: “Food. Hi. You
sound familiar.” hee hee
An hour later, she sent another picture. Babies change fast in their first few hours!
Wednesday,
July 15th, was our 47th wedding anniversary. It was another warm day; the high would be
87°. As I did the usual morning routines
and ablutions, I was texting several of the kids at once. This gets confusing, because they all have
very similar ways of talking and texting. So long as nobody badmouths someone else, it’s
no matter if we send a text to the wrong recipient, right??
Dorcas texted to wish us a Happy Anniversary, and to remark that a new baby grandson was a wonderful anniversary present.
“I thought so, too,” I told her, “but I
didn’t mention that to Victoria. Didn’t
wanna sound all ‘ME ME ME!’ haha”
I
finished another row of quilting, and then it was time for our midweek church
service.
Thursday
morning, Levi sent pictures of a hummingbird he’d spotted at a feeder. “It hovered before it landed,” he said in his
usual funny way, “so I suspect it’s a hummingbird.”
“Maybe
it’s a Forster’s Tern!” I answered, always ready to take the opposing view. “They hover, too.” I sent this picture.
“No
sooner had I said that than about five of them began dogfighting,” replied Levi.
“I was not fast enough to get pictures.”
Here’s a
shot I got back in August of 2008 of some hummingbirds having a rip-snorting
squabble. Good thing they can fly
backwards, upside down, sideways, and every which way, or more than one of them
might’ve gotten impaled! Those long
beaks aren’t just for retrieving nectar from deep flower blossoms; they also do
double duty as swords and rapiers.
There
were more than enough feeders for all of them, but they did not
care to share. We were at a campground near
Gould, Colorado, and Caleb and Victoria were with us.
Larry spent a few days last week helping a
friend rebuild a deck on his house, and working on a few vehicles, too.
We considered going to Norfolk to see
Victoria and Baby Russell, but decided to wait until they came home, since the baby’s bilirubin numbers were a little high, and the
doctor wanted him kept under their bilirubin light for another 24 hours, except
for feeding and changing him.
“So if
you want to hold him,” said Victoria, “you might want to just come see us at
home.”
Yep, we
would indeed want to hold the new baby. π
It was
83° that morning. The high would be 90°,
with a heat index 12° higher than actual temps. I
stayed indoors and continued working on Violet’s quilt.
I
drained the last of the Caramel Apple Pie cold-brew coffee that afternoon, so I
made a fresh jug. This time, the flavor is
Blueberry Banana FlambΓ©. Banana flavors aren’t usually my
favorites, but this is scrumptious. A
gallon of concentrated cold-brew coffee lasts me about eight days, usually,
though I go through it faster on hot days.
Our skies were clear part of the day, but
every now and then the winds changed, making it look a bit hazy, and I caught a
whiff of smoke. I like the Western Fire
Chiefs Association map for
showing where smoke is coming from.
Our supper that evening was a big salad with cranberries
and almonds and smoked sliced turkey and Colby Jack cheese and various kinds of
crackers. We had cottage cheese and ALO®
Aloe Vera juice with it, this one Fuji apple and pear.
Friday
morning, it was 86° by 11:00 a.m., on the way up to a high of 92°.
Larry
hit a snag – one of several – in fixing Levi’s new-to-him car: there was a blown fuse in an apparatus holding
an entire collection of fuses, and none of the parts houses in town carry it. It’ll probably have to come directly from
Hyundai.
He managed
to do a temporary fix – but a worser snag done foiled him today. It could be a cracked head; hopefully,
though, it’s just a gasket.
This is
a vehicle that, despite somewhat minor damage, had been totaled, and Larry
picked it up to sell for scrap metal. Discovering
it was quite a nice car, and knowing Levi, who just turned 16, needed a car, he
told Levi and his parents (Bobby and Hannah) about it. Levi liked it and bought it.
If
fixing it winds up costing too much, Larry might have to buy it back from him.
Our new SIM cards
arrived, so I spent a little while getting my phone set up with Straight Talk. Everything switched over just fine and began
working properly in about half an hour – except the hotspot. When I tried to turn the hotspot on, I was
informed that ‘Restrict Background Data’ was on. With further investigation, I found
instructions telling me to toggle ‘Data Usage’ – but my phone has no
‘Data Usage’ option.
So I did not yet turn
off the Verizon connections to my two tablets, as they were my only connection
to the Internet, unless Larry is home, in which case I can use his hotspot. I haven’t gotten his phone switched yet, because
he’s always off doing something somewhere, and his phone is always off in the
same somewhere.
I got another row finished on the Crinoline Ladies quilt. The blocks with the Crinoline Ladies
themselves are cross-hatched. I thought
it would be easier to hand-sew those skirts onto a cross-hatch than onto a
graffiti-filled background.
That evening, Victoria sent a picture and
texted, “The baby has been delivered to the nursery.”
My heart gave a thump, just once,
while it processed what this meant. And
then the picture loaded. I wrote back to
Victoria, “You and your way of saying things! My notification popped up with the words, but
of course not the picture (until I clicked on the Messages tab), and I wondered
for a somewhat startled moment what you meant. π― But I see the baby is now in his very own nursery
at home. It’s such a beautiful room!”
“It feels a lot more finished now that
there’s an inhabitant π₯°,” said Victoria.
Later that night, I retired to my recliner to
put together the Saturday Skim for my Quilt Talk group.
I’d just gotten all nicely snuggled in and well
absorbed in the assignment when something went ‘SPLAT-scrape’ against
the other side of the stairs door.
I know that sound. It was a bat. They sneak into the upstairs from
who-knows-where (we’ve tried to seal all the spots where they might find
entry!), then they come flapping into the stairwell where – contrary to popular
opinion – they do lose their orientation, and ka-WHUMP into the door
(which I’m mighty glad is there).
I didn’t want to deal with it, and Larry was
already having his before-bedtime nap in the downstairs tub, so I crammed a
towel into the crack under the door so it couldn’t escape into the main floor.
I did send Larry a text, in case he
wanted to deal with it: “A bat just hit
the stairs door.”
His answer:
“They always wa17” That was all,
there wasn’t any more.
Reminded me of President Trump’s ‘covfefe’
remark, back when, haha.
I know he (Larry, that is, not President
Trump) wanted to say, “They always wait until I’m in the tub” – but fell asleep
before he finished the sentence, though he did manage to tap
‘Send’. (Makes you wonder how many other
odd notes he’s written, and to whom he has sent them, doesn’t it?)
Of course President Trump meant to write ‘coverage’. And he, too, apparently fell asleep before he
finished the sentence, as it was also sent just a few minutes after midnight:
“Despite the constant negative press covfefe”
“‘Coverage’, Mr. President, sir! You meant to say ‘coverage’. ‘Despite the constant negative press
coverage,’ hmmm... what would the rest of the sentence be? Well, probably, ‘we valiantly press
on!’”
Yes, that would’ve served, and – well, would
you look at that. I made a pun. See, the only way I ever make a pun is
entirely by accident! “Press coverage,
press on.” Aren’t I clever.
Saturday was the Wolfe Country Quilt Show & Garden Walk, and I wanted to go;
but the temperature forecasts just kept climbing. At least there was no chance of the show
getting rained out, as happened two years ago!
I
decided to just cope with the heat, and got ready to go.
I pulled out one of the ‘new’ tops, a red
knit with thin gray stripes, that I got at the Goodwill in Sioux Falls a while
back, when we were on our way home from Wisconsin.
The original tags were still in it, and tags
and the back of my neck don’t get along, so I went upstairs to remove them with
my seam ripper. I made sure to check
carefully for the bat I’d heard the previous night when I picked up the towel,
and again when I opened the door. He
seemed to have departed the way he came, which is what they most often do.
It was 79° at 8:30 a.m., and the high would be
92° here, and 95° in the countryside near Bennington, where the Wolfe Farm is
located.
I posted this painting along with my ‘Good
morning’ post on my Quilt Talk group.
One lady comment, “Serene.”
I couldn’t help myself. I responded as follows:
“Any minute, though, that fox over there by
the field is going to make a run for the chicken, which will start squawking;
the dog will bark uproariously and dash at the fox; the cats will shriek in
unison and climb the closest tree; and the cow will bellow in startled stress
and annoyance – and make a lumbering run straight through flower and vegetable
gardens, taking the line of quilts down with it. The cat and chicken on the
roof will jump out of their respective fur/feathers and either fall off or
scramble/flutter higher on the, uh, barndominium(?); and the pig will grunt
happily and wade in to feast on the spoils. See, King Solomon knew what he was a-talkin’
about, when it comes to ‘little foxes that spoil things’! (Sorry. I look at a painting like that... and
my brain immediately starts sketching out dramas and traumas and theatricals.) π”
I did not know what foxes sounded like until
we moved out here to the country in 2003. One night I heard what sounded like a cross
between a peacock getting stepped on and the screeching woman tied to the
railroad tracks in Ray Stevens song, ‘Long, Tall Jones.’ I hunted around online for an answer, and
finally lit upon a YouTube video that had a fox yelp-screeching in almost the
exact same tenor as what I was hearing, and I knew that was it.
The cats knew it, too. All three awoke from a dead sleep, sprang to
their feet, and hissed in unison. π€£ Sorry, kitties.
I filled one tall thermal mug with Blueberry
Banana FlambΓ© and another with Blueberry Lemon Celsius, and hoped that would be
enough.
I left home at 11:19 a.m. I’d have left a couple of minutes sooner, but...
Let’s start at the beginning.
My large camera case was on one of the lower
stair steps. I looked at it carefully
before picking it up, remembering the bat in the stairwell last night.
All seemed well, so I placed the case in my
recliner with a couple of other things I planned to take. I opened the case, put my flash away, tucked
my camera inside, and gathered up a few other things.
When I was ready to go, I picked up my two
thermal mugs of Celsius and cold brew, my tablet, my purses (one lightweight with
only a couple of necessities in it and a long cross-strap, for carrying around
at the Wolfe Farm; the other with piano benches and monkey wrenches in it), the
gift bag for Baby Russell that I planned to fill, and, last but not least, the big
camera case. As usual, I grasped the wide
strap and slung the bag around to land the strap on my shoulder, while the bag swooshed
around to my side and back.
Something made a high-pitched “Tskeee-tskeeee-tskeeeeee!”
noise.
My phone?
My tablet? I stood very still and
listened.
Actually, the sound seemed to be coming from
my camera case. I pulled it forward and
twisted around to look at it.
On the back side of the case, from under the loose
end of the strap, a wing was protruding, as the whatever-it-was tried to keep
its balance and retain its grip on the bag.
The wing did not have feathers on it.
Yeah, it was the bat.
I set the case down gently so as not to
dislodge the critter (I don’t much care for it when their flightpath goes
through my house), then set everything else back down. I wanted as many hands free for this
operation as possible.
I opened the front door, went back for the
case, and carried it carefully out the front door. The bat squeaked, then hissed, showing me his
teeth.
I put the case on the black bin on the
porch.
The bat should now take his cue, release his
grip, and exit to the wild blue skies.
He did not.
I went back into the house, looking around
for something with which to separate bat from case.
A butter knife. That would do. (Don’t judge me! I didn’t see anything else that would work!)
Back out on the porch, I slid the knife
between the case and the bat, and gave it a little flip. The bat landed on the porch, and soon went
crawling off. >>...shiver...<<
I went back inside, collected my things, and trotted
down the sidewalk to the car.
A baby cardinal in one of the Blue Spruces
said, and I quote, “Tskeee-tskeeee-tskeeeeee!”
What, was he trying to be funny?!!! It was not funny. Cut it out, baby birdbrain!
I put everything in the car, arranged it properly
in the passenger seat, and went around to get in the driver’s seat. I started the car, put it in gear, and headed
up the driveway.
Something went, “Tskeee-tskeeee-tskeeeeee!”
Now the car thinks it’s funny!
Since there were no bats in the vehicle, it
surely must’ve been one of Larry’s IPPs (Important Pieces of Property) skittering
around in the far back.
I resolved to ignore all twittering,
tittering, and squeeing noises for the rest of the day – or at least until
nightfall, when the bats come out to play again.
I stopped at the Walmart in Fremont to get
some little things for Baby Russell: a
shirt and shorts set, a couple of sleepers, a set of three onesies, and a set
of six socks. Baby clothes are sooo much
softer these days than they were when my babies – particularly the first few –
were little.
According to the timestamps on my photos, I
arrived at the Wolfe Country Quilt Show & Garden Walk at 1:05 p.m. and left
at 1:39 p.m. I took 320 pictures during
that time. It’s a beautiful place, and
there were over 200 quilts. So many
lovely quilts! I think they were even
prettier than they were last year. There were lilies
of all colors blooming all over the place.
It was 95°, with a heat index of 105°. I’m surprised I was only tramping about in
that heat for 34 minutes; it felt longer, though I hurried.
I didn’t get cooled back down until I was
north of North Bend, 30-35 miles to the west.
About the time I hit the east side of Columbus, I had guzzled down the
last of the cold-brew and the Celsius I’d brought along. But I figured I’d survive another 15 minutes
until I got home at 3:00 p.m.
Finally having a chance to look at my phone,
I checked to see if the hotspot had begun working.
It had not. It was still telling me I needed to turn off
“Restrict Background Data” which is supposedly found under “Data Usage” –
neither of which seemed to be anywhere on my phone. I chatted with a Straight Talk representative,
and after he couldn’t help me, he said to just wait 24 hours and maybe the
issue would resolve itself.
As expected, it did not resolved
itself. I think the rep just hoped that
when I called back, he wouldn’t be the one to answer the call. Since I could still connect to the internet
via Verizon’s hotspots on my tablets, I decided not to worry about it right
then.
That evening, we went to Kurt and Victoria’s
house to see Baby Russell. As we walked
into their house, Willie happily greeted us, “Hi, Grandpa and Grandma
Jackson! We have a new baby, and you
can touch him!!!”
The little boys, Willie and Arnold, showed us
their new bedroom (the room that used to be Carolyn and Violet’s), and the
girls showed us their new downstairs bedroom.
And of course we looked at the nursery, and held sweet little grandbaby
Russell.
Sunday at 8:00 a.m., I was sipping Blueberry Banana
FlambΓ© cold-brew coffee, blow-drying my hair, listening to the news on my tablet,
and reading/typing posts, emails, and messages on my laptop, and periodically peeking
out the window at the birds at the feeders.
Howzat for multitasking? π
Usual
definition of ‘multitasking’: “Doing a
whole lot of things all at once, and all of them poorly.” π
Fortunately, only one or two of the things I was doing required much brainwork,
so nothing went to bits and pieces.
The birds out there that morning: American Goldfinches, House Finches, English Sparrows,
Northern Cardinals, Blue Jays, Mourning Doves, and Eurasian Collared Doves. There were American Robins out in the lawn, and
Barn Swallows and Purple Martins swooping around overhead, doing their part in lessening
the mosquitoes.
It was 72° with a heat index of 82°. The high would be 93° that sunny day. Our air quality was good. Saturday evening it had been a bit smokey, though
I’m not sure where that smoke was from. It
could’ve been local; I should’ve checked.
(I did trot around making sure it wasn’t my own house on fire, heh.)
Fairly often on Sunday mornings as we’re
driving to church, several ducks or geese fly low over the road, heading for
small ponds nearby. If rains have filled
the ditches, the mallards in particular will land in them. Sometimes all we can see are their wiggling
tails, as their heads are below the surface, scrounging around for vegetation
or crustacean tidbits.
Once
upon a time when Hannah was about 3 years old, we were watching a dozen ducks
or so on a pond at a city park. Seemingly
in unison, nearly every one of them tipped over, heads underwater, hunting for
whatever tasty morsels they were finding down there. Hannah giggled. “Bottoms up, kids!” she piped,
making several passersby laugh. Hannah
looked around to see what in the world was so funny. π
Larry made his scrumptious waffles for lunch
that afternoon.
This morning, it was already 88° by a quarter
after ten. The high would be 103°, with
a heat index 10° higher. I’m glad the
house is nice and cool, and we’re not reliving last summer, trying to keep cool
with portable ACs that churned out more noise than cool air. I did a bit of housecleaning, refilled and
rehung the bird feeders, and was soon sipping cold-brew coffee and blow-drying
my hair. One month from today I need to
take my quilts to the Nebraska State Fair.
Here’s one of several cute kittens that were
playing by the big red barn at Wolfe Family Farm.
My photos are all edited, and now I can look
at all these beautiful quilts in the coolness of my own house.
At 6:00 p.m., it was still 95°, with a heat
index of 103°. The sun went behind a
cloud, and it looked like it might rain; but the thunderclouds divided and
passed by us to the north and to the south.
At midnight, I folded and put the last load
of laundry away.
“Bedtime!” I wrote in my journal.
Almost three hours later, I added, “Oops, I
got sidetracked trying to make the hotspot work on my phone.”
Annnd... after trying numerous fixes that I
found online, I finally, finally lit upon one that worked. It entailed restarting my phone in Safe Mode
and then resetting Network Connections, after which I rebooted twice, leaving
the phone off for 60 seconds each time.
The hotspot came on, after a couple of false
starts, but it did its ‘Verification’ attempt instead of telling me that
nonsense about Background Restrictions, so I did what I often have to do: I tried again. Sometimes I have to tap ‘Mobile Hotspot’ half
a dozen times before it comes on.
It only took two times this go-around.
With the hotspot on, I tried connecting my
laptop to it.
“Attempt failed,” I was informed.
I hunted for a new password, found it,
plugged it in.
Again, “Attempt failed.”
I looked at the password. Aha!
Microsoft, that brilliant entity, had automatically capitalized the
first letter! The first letter was not supposed
to be capitalized.
I uncapitalized it and tried again.
It worked.
It worked!!!
I am now connected to an unlimited-high-speed
hotspot through Straight Talk.
Tomorrow I will set up Larry’s phone by hook
or by crook, then remove it and my two tablets from Verizon’s service plan and
cancel the plan. And we’ll have a little
more money in our pockets each month.
And now it really is bedtime. In fact, it’s a whole lot closer to sunup
than it is to sundown.
,,,>^..^<,,, Sarah Lynn ,,,>^..^<,,,

































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